So, at this point and only being famous because someone in her family is blowing someone at Disney, Miley Cyrus is hating on other people who want to become famous by the most tenuous means possible. Noting you should first require a Vimeo account, because no one uses YouTube, unless I’m making that up… which [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Miley Cyrus’
Miley Cyrus Stages Photos With Clothes On Too
Miley Cyrus has used her nipples of doom to Hypnotoad her entire family into staging pictures with her. The whole family is trying too hard and is one cocaine scandal from flat out becoming the Lohans (note: not even the Lohans want to be the Lohans anymore). Cyrus has moved away from staging pictures of [...]
Billy Ray Wants To Be Friends With Miley Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus clearly hasn’t learned his lesson and has spoken about his desire to maintain more of a friendship relationship with his wayward, immoral daughter who’s demonstrated an alarming lack of foresight and common sense, outside of being manipulated by handlers (I’m going partially on observation of things like this and this and her [...]
Tish Cyrus and Family are Stronger Than Ever
The divorce of Tish Cyrus and Billy Ray Cyrus has been called off, as the former singer confirmed on The View. He withdrew his divorce petition soon after. The mother of Miley Cyrus, who’s been glued to the 18-year-old’s side pretty much the entire time she thought her marriage was falling apart (and Miley Cyrus [...]
Is Miley Cyrus Text Flirting With Jared Followill?
I was going to call this post ‘Miley Cyrus Sexting Some Random Dude,’ but I don’t know if she’s actually sexting the dude so much as just text flirting (as opposed to anything more provocative). Hollywood Life (who don’t seem averse to making stories up when short real news, so take this with a pinch [...]
Miley Cyrus Yells As Paparazzo Bumps Her Mom
Miley Cyrus spends a whole lot of her time yelling at and trying to hide from the paparazzi. I’ve already posted about the singer going on some braless tirade against a female paparazzo who kept filming the 18-year-old and her family at breakfast after Cyrus asked the girl not to. She’s still trying to catch [...]