Miley Cyrus is Hamburglar Momsen with less eyeshadow and more trash tattoos. I’m pretty sure the number of tramp stamps is directly proportional to the number of different prescription drugs the Disney star’s going to be addicted to as an adult (if Lindsay Lohan has taught me anything about drug addiction). So at this rate, [...]
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Miley Cyrus Does A Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover
Miley Cyrus did a poor man’s cover of Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit during a concert in Ecuador. The only person who has God’s permission slip to cover that song is Weird Al Yankovic. Anyone else will be judged by Skynet, when the zombie apocalypse comes. Oh, wait… I ran away with myself a little [...]
Being Braless Is Part Of Miley Cyrus’ Lifestyle
Miley Cyrus posted the above picture to her Twitter and before clicking away my only two observations were 1) She’s braless 2) She spends a lot of time in her bathroom. I then found a way to move on with my life, before realising she followed-up the image with a tweet reading: ‘I am who [...]
A Lot Of People Want To Bang Fake Miley Cyrus
Because calluses make a mock of your faps, someone decided to make a Miley Cyrus sex doll. More than that, someone decided it would be a great idea to use a sound-a-like of the 18-year-old’s first name and use a model who bore a passing resemblance to her (I can’t be bothered to upload pictures [...]
Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Dating Again?
Miley Cyrus is probably getting her groove on with ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth. Cyrus and her ex-boyfriend were photographed together at the end of March, as the 18-year-old sat in the actor’s car, outside the Coffee Bean in Hollywood. Days before that, Cyrus admitted, in an interview with Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show, she [...]
Miley Cyrus Pretends She Loves Rebecca Black
Miley Cyrus loves Rebecca Black enough to risk becoming a living reckless driving PSA. Last week, the 18-year-old complained to Australia’s Daily Telegraph that it wasn’t fair for people like Black to upload something to YouTube and be able to go on tour once it accidentally went viral. Sounding rather jealous, I think, she was [...]
