A tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus crashed and left the driver of the bus dead.

The Miley Cyrus bus crash occurred when the bus overturned at 8:15 AM on Interstate 85 in rural Dinwiddie County, Virginia, about 40 miles (65 kilometers) south of Richmond, overnight. The 16-year-old actress/ singer/ prostitot was not on board the black-and-maroon luxury tour bus time, Virginia State Police confirm. The driver of the bus was killed on impact. One of the people on board was seriously injured. At this time the police are not releasing names of anyone, until next-of-kin can be notified. A few hours ago, a wrecker arrived to haul away the bus, after it had skidded for several hundred feet and landed in a ditch.

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Miley Cyrus was voted Worst Celebrity Influence 2009, by her fellow tweens, in an online poll today.

The poll was conducted for AOL’s Just So You Know website aimed at 9-15 year-olds. Miley Cyrus took 42% of the vote and fellow washouts Britney Spears and Kanye West took places two and three, respectively. Overall the poll took 50,000 votes, across this and several other categories.

The 16-year-old singer is often seen hanging off the arms of much older men. Worse so, she has been involved in Pedo Bear-sponsored escapades. This includes being featured on semi-nude magazine covers, in semi-nude stolen photos online, or just being captured in a various states of undress. If she’s not having a nip slip, or otherwise falling out of her tops, she’s barely wearing tops at all. Or, she is taking pictures of herself in bikinis. There was even a rancid sex-scandal in which she was accused of having posed for teen blow-job photos, and having them leaked online.

Though the poll offers no real specifics, this year has seen Miley Cyrus hit with racism, sex, poll-dancing, and dating scandals. This was bound to happen.

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The official video by Miley Cyrus for Party in the USA has been released.

The 16-year-old premiered her new music video during the Dancing With The Stars results show and MTV.com says the theme of the video was inspired by the movie Grease.

Cyrus knows how to keep the pedo bears happy and doesn’t make them wait too long to watch her dance around in booty shorts and a push-up bra.

Miley Cyrus and her BFF Mandy Jiroux made a video, which they put out this week, in order to promote their upcoming bracelet line.

We can assume this means that hooking on the side and working the pole with all your might, much to the delight of Pedo Bear, is not paying the bills. After all, I’m pretty sure utility companies don’t willingly accept all singles in the mail, in lieu of a more sensible form of payment. Trust me, I’ve tried.

The pair quit the nightlife and teamed up with Jac Vanek to create a tween-targeted bracelet, which sports the the mantra Doo Da Doo, It’s All Good.

• Miley and Mandy wrote to their fans about their bracelet line: “What’s up everyone? We’re so excited to have bracelets out for our fans. We hope you like them. If you’re ever having a bad day, you just have to look at your bracelet and remember, Doo Da Doo, It’s All Good. We love you and God Bless! Life’s Good, Miley and Mandy”

The bracelets are sold at ShopCyrusJiroux and see also JacVanek at their store.

Miley Cyrus is a curious little creature. She seems to change career direction every five minutes of the day. First she was pretending to be a singer, then she upgraded to a sessy-face model and then she appeared when at the Teen Choice Awards to have resigned herself to being a teen stripper.

Sadly she now seems to have picked up a less slutty profession for a day, as she takes a stab at serving yummy drinks at Millions of Milkshakes. Now, this is a career where she won’t have the fun of getting dollar bills stuffed down her panties, but she does get to steal as much milkshake as she can pour into her purse.

Image credit to The Media Circuit/Fame Pictures.

I am old enough and sensible enough to work out that the above title is a little inappropriate. I am also a person who happens to have been blessed with two working eyes and a little common sense. As such, I consider it my duty to be as crazy ass as possible, to really make the point about how efftarded the people behind the Hannah Montana marketing machine are.

So, the above appears to be a real product. The  perfect gift for a Pedo Bear on a hot Summer’s day. The gift of a prostitot’s cherry. Like, well, lots of cherries. So he can be gross and illegal and pop her cherry over and over again – every time sessy face pictures of her get leaked, for example.

I’m semi-awake and un-medicated so my judgement may be a little off… is this product missing the mark or is it just me?

Miley Cyrus performed her new song Party in the USA at Sunday night’s Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles. During her song, she took the opportunity to show off what a graceful little prostitot she was and she did a pole dance for all the Pedo Bears in the  audience. Check out her performance and there are some images of her off the pole in the gallery.

Image credit to Juan Rico/Fame Pictures.

Miley Cyrus says that using Twitter to send messages to her family and friends gives her a creepy feeling.

Bedwetter tweeting is one of the less creepy things going on in prostitot’s life. Far more of a worry is having pedo bear as a father and a pedo cub for an ex. Who gives two craps about telling your tweeps every time you take a sh*t, when your pops is all up on you like that. Save tot and the baby tots from pedo bear.

“Twitter is a weird thing for me,” says 16-year-old Cyrus. “I like it but it worries me that people know exactly where you are. It creeps me out. But I do Twitter and I do it all myself. Nobody else could write the crazy, silly things that I write!” (via Showbiz Spy)

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Come on now, we all know how this works. You are a radio shock jock, or even some sad little person doing local radio, when a big celebrity comes a-calling, you are given a list of subjects not to cover by their minders, which may well be written in blood. This list of subjects is best avoided, as we all know how cranky over-caffeinated PR people can get when media personalities try to make a name for themselves using their clients on their watch.

Saint Angelina and her people don’t play dat. Nor do the people around Tommy or Katie bot. At this precise moment in time, I think someone is explaining the mechanics to Jennifer Aniston, but there are only so many hours in the day one can spend mocking her and for the moment I’m spent.

Back to today’s scheduled programming, according to TMZ, Cyrus had a radio phone interview with the MJ Morning Show today. The DJ intentionally asked the tween sensation about something that wasn’t on the pre-approved list and their trifflin’ arses got hung up on – live on air.

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Miley Cyrus, 16, used her official Twitter and TwitPic pages to share a photograph of herself with a new nose piercing (click twice to enlarge).

Ugh. If this chica is trying to look like a rocker or something, she wants to knock it off and leave it to tweens like Taylor Momsen who do it better.