Having cut pants out of her life forever because ain’t nobody got time for that, here’s Miley Cyrus wearing almost a whole outfit.
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Miley Cyrus & Fat Betty’s Sloppy Seconds Put Relationship on Life Support With The Help of A Marriage Counselor
It’s not even Sunday, the day Fat Betty is on television, which means Miley Cyrus is three days early and losing her touch when it comes to systematically pulling focus from her fiance’s mistress. In Touch Weekly Magazine claims that Cyrus and Fat Betty’s Boyfriend are going to work things out with the help of some ‘spiritual marriage counselor’ it sounds like she found in the Yellow Pages. According to sources for In Touch Weekly, ‘She’s hoping to save her relationship by enlisting a therapist.’ The source adds, ’She knows that Liam has one foot out the door and that she’ll lose him if she doesn’t act fast… they’re both not happy.’ And even Fat Betty’s Boyfriend wants to see the receipts on Maxim’s Sexiest Woman. ’Miley and Liam fight constantly because he’s always questioning if she’s the same girl he fell in love with,’ the source continued. ’(He) doesn’t understand all of her new changes in life.’
Miley Cyrus’ Idiotic Engagement Requires A Hemsworth Intervention?
Miley Cyrus has been settling for Fat Betty’s Sloppy Seconds since Oscar time, after which she started calling her own fiance her ‘boyfriend’ in interviews. But Cyrus insists she’s happy settling for the ‘boyfriend’ she admittedly never sees and admittedly puts second. The Hemsworth brothers, of which there are three because Hemsworth is a gift that keeps on giving, are not so happy about Liam Hemsworth settling for Maxim’s Sexiest Woman though and the family reportedly staged an intervention to break the couple up. According to the kinds of sources who would go through Thor’s little brother’s trash, the older two brothers Chris and Luke are over the couple’s immature drama (in interviews, for example, Chris’ wife Elsa has admitted not knowing whether there would be a wedding and Miley’s father Billy Ray said the same thing). ‘They want him to end the romance for good,’ says an Us source of the ‘intervention’ that happened in April. The source adds, stating the obvious, ‘Liam’s pulling away.’
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Taking Her Clothes Off A Bunch Made Miley Cyrus Number One on Maxim’s Hot 100
Taking what she can get because it’s not like she’s going to have a Billboard number one any time soon, Miley Cyrus got all excited on her new Instagram account about topping the Maxim Hot 100. Since it’s a thing to rank women by their willingness to disrobe, Cyrus told fans that being naked a bunch is totally helping her career. And for the THIRD WEEK in a row I’m a God damned wizard because it’s Fat Betty Sunday again and Cyrus is doing everything she can to pull focus.
Miley Cyrus Was Lying About Never Stooping to ‘Just Showing Some Tits’ For Attention
Miley Cyrus was on the cover of another magazine two days ago with no shirt on talking about how it’s lazy attention-whoring for famous women to ‘show some tits’ for attention. But I guess ‘free-boobing’ really caught on while I was taking a nap because here she is posing for V Magazine with no shirt on at all. She’s topless in some pictures and she’s pulling off her underwear in other pictures.
In her interview, she says ‘I’m not home with my boyfriend all the time. We work! He gets up to work out at six and I come home around five from the studio. Every week it’s, ‘Are they broken up? Because we don’t see a photo of them.’ I don’t have time to go to Starbucks with my boyfriend every morning. I wish I did, but I don’t.’ There are photos and alternative covers below. Oh my.
