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Megan Fox’s New Armani Commercial is Creepy

Sep 17th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox Armani women’s underwear commercial, entitled The Tip, is creepy.

This is probably supposed to be really sexy. But, after watching this commercial I just found it creepy. Megan Fox can be seen in the latest commercial for Emporio Armani women’s underwear, for which she’s the spokes model. The advert is entitled The Tip. It shows Fox opening her hotel room wearing little more than underwear, a robe, and a smile, in a scene taken out of the worst budget porn you’ve ever seen. Then, the creepy help begins to spy on her as she gets changed. He refuses a tip for the food he brought, once she’s finished changing, as if to say ‘the precum that just ruined my Wal-Mart tighty whities is payment enough, thank you very much.’ I watched the dude’s rubbernecking, and him trying to catch a case, and I wasn’t left thinking I needed more Emporio Armani panties in my life. I need less panties and more inappropriate sexual acting out, apparently. Oh, and I should’ve been recording that time I did the same thing.

Megan Fox Makes a Serious Threat to Procreate

Sep 14th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox, having six years of practise as a stepmother, is threatening to breed. The 24-year-old actress, recently seen as part of an amusingly long feature in Elle magazine, is doing what she always does around the time she has a movie out and over sharing about her home life. The former Transformers actress has admitted doing the same in the past and sprinkling glitter and lies in order to make her movies sell more tickets. I guess she’s telling the truth this time, as she dare never lie again, when she says the joys of raising her eight-year-old stepson since he was two-years-old has inspired her to have biological children. At the Toronto International Film Festival premiere of Passion Play on Friday, where she posed for these photos, Fox spoke to People magazine…

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I Guess I Never Noticed Megan Fox Has No Ass

Jul 28th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I only felt the need to blog about this as one of my PSAs (the last being about Tom Cruise plotting to take over the world which, thankfully, hasn’t happened… yet). I was browsing through today’s pictures and I noticed these new candids of Megan Fox as she arrived at her personal trainer’s house in Beverly Hills, CA with her husband Brian Austin Green on July 27, 2010. I wasn’t going to post them, as she’s hiding her face thus defeating the object. However, as I was about to navigate away, I noticed these pictures showing her booty. Or, the lack thereof. I guess we were all so distracted by her botoxy and implanty top half that none of us looked that far down. Did you notice she had no ass? Can we start an ‘Ass Fund’? I have some to spare. There are more ass-less photos in the gallery.

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Megan Fox is Hiding… Behind her Wedding Ring

Jul 9th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox is really bad at hide-and-seek and needs to find something larger than the rock on her finger to hide behind. Pictures of the wedding ring given to Fox by husband-of-two-weeks Brian Austin Green are not exactly new, but Fox using the thing as a hiding place is. She usually shields herself, whenever stalked by the paparazzi… but she should probably use her un-ringed hand in the future so she doesn’t look like she’s being an unsubtle attention whore. In other news, a rep for the 24-year-old has dismissed rumours that the actress is pregnant. Speaking to Gossip Cop, they responded to rumours of Green patting her stomach at their wedding/ a shotgun wedding by simply stating ‘not true’.

Pictures show Fox as she left an audition in West Hollywood, CA on July 8, 2010.

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Video and Pictures of Megan Fox’s Wedding Day

Jul 7th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s wedding day photos publicised in the media.

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green’s wedding photos have hit the Internet. Well they didn’t so much as ‘hit the net’ or leak, as get released by the couple themselves. Both Entertainment Tonight, from whom we get the video above, and People have exclusive pictures of Fox’s wedding day and wedding dress. It’s kind of moot to point out that Fox sold her wedding day photos, even though she’s previously bitched about her privacy and admitted she’d lied to protect herself from the media glare. I can’t even front, the pictures are very sweet and the actress is stunning in white. The one from People shows Fox’s Armani wedding dress as well as Green’s son who was stood next to the couple during the exchange of vows. Check out 12 pictures, which are stills from the video, below.

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Megan Fox Has Wed Brian Austin Green Finally

Jun 29th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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After months of playing at being engaged, on and off, and reminding us of that fact every time she has a new movie coming out, Megan Fox has finally taken the plunge with her partner Brian Austin Green. Fox, according to TMZ, married Green late last week. So, aside from the fact they managed to do this in secret, it’s not exactly breaking news. Like, ‘I pooped two times yesterday. EXCLUSIVE DETAILS.’ No. I’m not excited by this fact. Whatever. All this really means is that Fox has one less newsworthy carrot on a stick to dangle in front of the media. Maybe she got most of her famewhoring out of her system before becoming someone’s wife, and didn’t care that she only had further surgeries and pregnancy to fall back on. Fox and Green had a small wedding, away from the paparazzi glare, at the Four Seasons Resort on the Big Island of Hawaii. This is the first wedding for both, after meeting in 2004. Green has a child to whom Fox is now step-mother, an eight-year-old son with actress Vanessa Marcil.

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