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Megan Fox Not Anorexic Says Personal Trainer

Mar 9th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The readers of this site aren’t the only people who obsess over and question the weight of Megan Fox. Upon every posting of images of the actress for her Armani campaign, there are always a few playful cries of ‘She makes me hate eating. WHY?!’ or similar. It’s in jest, but you’re hardly the only ones to notice the girl’s figure. For reasons apparent only to those who make a nice side-living selling-out, the trainer of Fox has done an interview about her weight. Speaking to Hollywood Life about the actress’ weight and diet, Fox’s trainer, Harley Pasternak, exclaims, ‘Do I worry about Megan getting too skinny? Yeah!’ I can’t… where do they find these people? Are there some wicked buff hobos being picked up and asked to train the likes of Fox, Robert Pattinson, Katy Perry and Amanda Seyfried (this trainer’s list of celebrity clients)? ‘Believe it or not she has this really fast metabolism,’ explains Pasternak. ‘People thought ‘Oh she must be anorexic’ but she’s far from that. So her training is all about body toning and sculpting. With her it’s really about if she’s eating enough of the right things.’

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Megan Fox Net Curtain Fetish Porn for Armani

Mar 3rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Last week, a teaser was released for Megan Fox’s Emporio Armani underwear and Armani jeans commercial. As I mentioned, the full commercial was on its way. Well, the full thing’s below. I actually had to double-check my original post, as there’s so little difference in the ads’ content. It’s really the same thing but a minute-long instead of 20-seconds; a minute being long enough to become bored. I didn’t know what to make of the preview and I’m no better off now. This still comes off to me as trying too hard. And some scenes look like they were boosted from an early En Vogue music video, with that net curtain/ transparent sheet thing being pulled over her face again and again. No, this isn’t the music video accompanying R&B from 1991; it’s Fox topless/ without clothes for Armani’s line designed to appeal to net curtain fetishists. The commercial is shown below.

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Megan Fox Half-Naked for Armani Commercial

Feb 25th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox in Armani Jeans/ Emporio Armani underwear commercial teaser.

Megan Fox stars in this teaser commercial for the Armani Jeans/ Emporio Armani underwear lines. We’ve already seen the pictures that go along with this commercial with them being released some weeks ago. In one advert, she was topless wearing only a pair of jeans. In the other, the 24-year-old is posing wearing underwear. These are the bra and panties I thought looked like they were from the bargain aisle of the local Wal-Mart. I asked you guys what you thought and you seemed to think they looked cheap too (I trust you guys, and your opinion, mainly because meth has never withered away your eyesight and impaired your ability to judge lingerie). The full commercial will be out soon.

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Baby Megan Fox Looked Like Steve Buscemi?

Feb 3rd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox posted these two baby pictures to her Facebook. There’s no real clarification as to how old the former Transformers actress, now model for Emporio Armani underwear, is in the photos. She’s clearly a toddler and would appear to be around the ages of two or three. I’m only guessing, because she’s as cute as a two or three-year-old. I’m better at establishing cuteness, than ages. And her cuteness is definitely at the level of the average three-year-old. Fox, seeming to have a lot of spare time on her hands these days, uploaded an album labelled, ‘I look like Steve Buscemi.’ Um, no. She looks like she’s wearing a jaunty hair clip and what I’m hoping are feety pyjamas, in one picture. And the obligatory hideous baby dungarees everyone seems to wear as a child, in another (I’m pretty sure only one pair exists and they’re passed from kid to kid). She kind of looks like a little boy in the second picture. A cute little boy… but, a little boy none the less; a little boy who spilled A LOT, if the stains on the carpet in the second picture were anything to go by (either that or a dog the size of a Range Rover was peeing to mark its territory/ make its claim over those dungarees).

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Megan Fox Topless for Emporio Armani Advert

Jan 21st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Megan Fox went topless for this Emporio Armani jeans advert, which shows her caught humping a piece of wood. This advert is in addition to yesterday’s advert for Emporio Armani showing Fox wearing the brand’s Wal-Mart own brand-looking lace bras and panties you also seemed not to like. Here’s the 24-year-old’s topless game of ‘spot the sideboob’, for which she’s being paid actual money (I resent this greatly, as I’ve always played the same for free).

I’m pretty sure the advert’s for jeans; that hideous stone wash, or whatever, denim. However, I’m currently too preoccupied with attempting to read her tattoos to notice. I’m think they say, ‘If you can read this, you’re too close’.

Megan Fox Emporio Armani Underwear Advert

Jan 20th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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We’ve already seen the commercial for Megan Fox’s spokesmodel role for Emporio Armani underwear. Because it’s been a minute since she was relevant, after being released from the Transformers franchise, and because it’s been even longer since we saw her wearing only bras and panties, the designers have released a new image of the actress from their campaign. She’s sitting on a leather couch that’s either seen better days or had the heck beaten out of it, so it would looked suitably weathered for this shoot. She’s outstretched like she just woke up from a nap. In her underwear. In full hair and make-up. And the pose distracts from her still-hideous tattoos. The underwear looks pretty cheap, to be honest. Not my cup. Do you guys like that lace underwear set she’s wearing?

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