Megan Fox covers Cosmopolitan April 2012. She’s wearing a nude dress and showing her boobs. And she appears to be struggling to push through the hair, the make-up, the accessories, and her own waxen face. It’s all too much and the cover barely looks like her. Some people can push through the botox. She can’t. Fox’s interview is below. She talks about wanting babies with her ‘soul mate.’
Following bikini photos staged to squash pregnancy rumours, here’s Megan Fox on the cover of Miami March 2012. She looks good for a brunette Lindsay Lohan covered in prison tattoos. I jest. She looks reeeeally good. Shoot below, along with an interview in which Fox pretends she wasn’t this pretty a decade ago.
Here’s a TOO CLOSE close-up of Megan Fox’s porcelain face and Real Doll features in an Armani campaign for which the tagline should be ‘No More Pores.’
Megan Fox’s Botox Face of DOOM ™ hasn’t been replaced, yet, for Armani’s make-up campaign. Her breasts were replaced by Rihanna’s breasts for the Armani women’s underwear campaign. But the BFOD is safe, for now. These are the Christmas adverts for Armani for women who want their over-priced make-up to turn them into Asian Real Dolls while they’re sleeping. Really, would you ever put this product on your face? I glean, from looking at these adverts, that the cosmetics work by melting your pores and buffing what’s left to a high shine.
Megan Fox has given a new interview because she’s back to filming after torpedoing her career last year with multiple catty interviews that book-ended poor movie choices. Fox had a somewhat promising start with Transformers but threw it away with remarks about Hitler that p**sed off Steven Spielberg and Michael Bay (more so Spielberg). And then her choices went into the pooper with Johah Hex and Jennifer’s Body, because when corsets and faux-lesbianism can’t save your career you know you’re in trouble. In any case, she’s been filming This Is Forty with Chris O’Dowd and Jason Segel. She’s also at TIFF with a figure that’s no longer emaciated. Anyway, Moviefone has an interview in which Fox laments the media’s portrayal of her as an unfeeling ice queen who has no redeeming or human features. ‘I just think the media, in general, I just don’t really get portrayed as someone who has feelings or who is sympathetic. Or I sort of am portrayed as this… I feel… like a self-absorbed ice queen,’ she whined. ‘Maybe… But, you know, I care about people. I care about my life and I love people. I’m not this robot. I feel people think I’m almost like a robot, like an android… I used to have a lot of fun in interviews; I’d be playful, I’d be sarcastic. But there’s too much room for someone to take what I was saying and cut it up, rearrange it, and throw it on Extra. It’s insane. You have to be really strong. You have to just shut yourself off to the criticism at some point.’ So, Fox only just learned that her moronic comments sound bad when read in or out of context because sarcasm doesn’t translate. And of Shia LaBeouf, who told the world over and over that they slept together and then turned his back on her, she said, ‘I love him unconditionally.’ Video of her from a different interview with THR is below.
15 photos of Fox at the Friends With Kids premiere during TIFF September 9.
This is Megan Fox after dropping her strict vegan diet that led to an admitted gaunt look. This is the first picture of her since gaining the weight. And this is her at her skinniest. Fox’s trainer defended her in the media after claims of an eating disorder; the trainer claimed Fox couldn’t gain weight because of her fast metabolism. Lies. She gained weight just fine after the diet change. Fox told Amica, ‘For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables, no bread, sugar and coffee. But I had lost too much weight. So now I eat a bit of everything.’ These are the latest photos of Fox on her way into the Windsor Arms hotel in Toronto, for the Toronto International Film Festival (see also photos of her arrival). Better with curves?
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