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August Fourth is Megan Fox Media Blackout Day

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Megan Fox was always going to rub her male fans the wrong way. Spending her days licking her lips and not their nuts, has pushed her fan-base to the edge. Whilst at the edge they took in the view and plotted against their ho-bag leader.

The star and her incessant string of idiotic quotes first got on the nerves of Michael Bay of Transformers. Now, it has also gotten right up the no no places of guy websites including Asylum, Double Viking and AskMen.

Peen-having people will not be looking at pictures of Fox’s nips on the August 4, 2009. That date has been declared as “a Day Without Megan Fox”, or as the NY Daily News referred to it “Megan Fox Media Blackout Day”.

“You can have too much of a good thing,” says AskMen.com’s Editor-in-Chief James Bassil, who tells us, “We’re joining in the media blackout and giving our readers a one-day reprieve from the woman we’ve been drowning in all summer.” (via NY Daily News)

This OTT reaction is going to be a 24-hour blackout. These websites claim that they are going to give their readers much needed respite from the deluge of Fox-related news. They are sick of her and in a similar manner as some sites banned Speidi, they will not be posting stories about the actress. I totally see this failing when her (possible) sex tape comes out that day and she does an up-skirt to celebrate. Ho-bag leaders know how to make their followers sweat. She’ll make them pay for not nutting to her bad acting for an entire day.

Image credit to BARM/Fame Pictures.

Megan Fox Hides from the Waiting Paparazzi

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Megan Fox appears to have gotten my letters. Over the weekend, Fox and her on-again off-again partner in fauxmance were seen hiding their faces from from photographers. I was going to make this post a fun “Whozat” post. But only this bishes would think this was cute. No guessing required.

Megan Fox was summer ready as she stepped out in Los Angeles, California with Brian Austin Green July 19, 2009. The two kept cool with refreshments from Robeks juice and Megan rocked an oversized hat that hid her from the harmful rays of the sun and the shutterbugs buzzin around but her permanent ink gives it away. (via Fame Pictures)

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Image credit to SLY/Fame Pictures.

Megan Fox Boozes to Watch Her Own Movies

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Megan Fox has revealed that she drinks booze in order to muster to courage to sit through her own movies. The 23-year-old was asked whether she ever watches her own flicks and her response was the same as mine, “not unless I’m well-sauced first”.

“I usually don’t watch myself. I don’t watch playback. I don’t look at still photos. I have a phobia of it. But, I forced myself to sit down for Transformers 2. I shot an entire glass of champagne, so that I could get through it.” (via Gone Hollywood)

Image credit to ANG/Fame Pictures.

Megan Fox Jennifer’s Body School Girl Poster

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Megan Fox can be seen dressed as a school girl for the new Jennifer’s Body poster. I like this 80s porn star mess better than the one people keep comparing to True Blood. Cheap heels and a hitched up skirt are going to get more booties on seats that red goop dripping outta some one’s mouf.

The 23-year-old actress plays a school girl in the movie yo’, for all those who are trippin’ asking what she is dressed like she wants pedo bear to come and watch her movie. At her age, she is in the 90210 school of fakery and can only just pass for that age group. Having said that, with her skirt hitched up that high, pretty sure her fanboys are too busy working out how everything works down there to notice how old she does/ doesn’t look.

Posted up the red band trailer and promo shots to this a few days ago. Also, check out the new  green band trailer.

Jennifer’s Body opens on Friday, September 18. See the IMDb page for more.

Megan Fox Called out by Transformers Director

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While reading the quote below from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen director, Michael Bay, my ass pudding nearly exploded from laughing so hard. I tried to get that fixed when I sprung a leak reading about Hohan being the hardest working actress in town. Need to go back to see the doctor about that.

The Director has taken Megan Fox to task over the many, many, many retarded things she has been saying over the course of promoting this film.

Megan Fox slammed Transformers director Michael Bay for focusing more on special effects than acting, but he doesn’t mind. “Well, that’s Megan Fox for you,” Bay tell the Wall Street Journal. “She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it,’” he goes on.

But that doesn’t mean Bay thinks the same way. “I 100 percent disagree with her. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys,” he points out.

Bay thinks Fox could be a little more grateful, though. “Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers,” he says. “I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.” (via Us Weekly)

So, someone in her own circle thinks that she needs to stfu and stop saying inane things, in the hopes of piquing people’s interests. If we want to listen to moron self-promoters, we’ll tune into White Oprah circle-jerking in her party for one.

Megan Fox Early Show Interview Video


Megan Fox Early Show Interview Video (6-30-09): Promoting Transformers.

Megan Fox is still making the rounds fluttering her eyelashes at all and sundry.

This morning, the actress appeared on the Early Show, looking less draggy than she has of late. She was going for a more natural, cute look. Way more suitable and less wh*rish for this early time of the day. Thank you for being appropriately dressed for once sugar. Mwah.

Some stills from Megan’s interview can be seen in the gallery.