Here is Megan Fox as April O’Neil alongside what will become a Ninja Turtle in post-production. 24 photos from the New York City set that you can look at without having to remortgage your house or strain your eyes in 3D glasses.
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Yesterday, I joked that Megan Fox no longer had to wash cars for roles because it’s serious business since becoming someone’s mother. Except I should have known better because Michael Bay is already directing the Ninja Turtles reboot with his d**k. Surprising no one who understands how movies work, here is Fox jumping up and down on a trampoline on the New York City set. 12 photos below.
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Big Michael Bay casts his movies by divining his d**k over a bunch of head shots. This time, Little Michael Bay cast Megan Fox as the female lead in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot no one asked for and over which the original creators and voice actors are losing their s**t. Today, one of the original co-creators, Peter Laird, is using the Big Boy Book of Big Boy Words to explain why Michael Bay’s penis should only ever be used to find water. ‘My only exposure to Megan Fox as an actress is through her role in two Transformers movies and the wretched (but happily forgettable) Jennifer’s Body,’ Laird wrote on his personal blog. ‘It may not be fair to judge her range of acting skills just from those three movies, but I think it is safe to say that there are probably hundreds of better choices for the role of April O’Neil. Of course, her name has promotional value, and maybe that’s what they want. Who knows? I can’t get myself too worked up about it.’
Megan Fox talked herself out of a job by using the Big Girl Words equivalent to the Big Boy Words Shia LaBeouf used during the Transformers press tour. They both trashed the franchise, perhaps LaBeouf more so, but only Fox was fired and replaced because only T&A is replaceable like that. Evidently overestimating her own acting skills, Fox tried for about a second to be a SRS BSNS actress until she realised she’s actually good at being T&A so forget all that stuff she said about wanting to be taken seriously. A new report claims that Fox practically begged Michael Bay to let her be the boobs in the Ninja Turtles movie that promises to be three hours of explosions, lens flares, and enemies whose malfeasance is never really explained. Probably offering to ‘wash his car’ again, Fox reportedly begged for work: ‘It was Megan that made the first move to talk with Michael,’ says a source of Fox’s casting. ‘Since Transformers, she hasn’t been getting the leading lady roles she had hoped for and Megan was starting to get concerned that it was because of what she said about Michael. So, she swallowed her pride, picked up the phone and spoke with him to clear the air and apologize. She told him how thankful she was to have been cast by him in the first place and that she was totally out of line to say what she said. In the end she realized that Michael may be a hard taskmaster, but he does it purely to get the best out of his actors on set. Michael said he had a role she would be perfect for [Megan] and was willing to forgive and forget the incident because he’s a big fan of hers.’
Megan Fox covers Marie Claire Magazine March 2013 in whatever that onesie is that looks like it has a button-down flap in the front for more babies to come out. Because Fox says in this interview that she’s not validated by Hollywood and all she’s ever wanted to do is get pregnant and be somebody’s mother.
The only eight seconds you need to watch of This is 40 are shown in the bloopers above. The scene stars Leslie Mann and Megan Fox who’s standing around topless take after take and having her co-star say things about her boobs like ‘Wow, I would put floodlights on them.’ Except Mann’s heart wasn’t in it like your heart would have been in it because Mann just wanted Fox to put her shirt back on. Mann told Yahoo Movies: ‘I feel very protective of younger actresses because it was so hard for me in the business [so] I wanted to get it over [with] as quickly as possible, because I knew it was uncomfortable for her, probably, or maybe not. But just in that situation I knew there were a lot of dirty boys around having weird, gross fantasies. And so I wanted to get her shirt back on as quickly as possible.’
In the new issue of Esquire, Megan Fox tells lies and bats**t insane anecdotes while sitting around in her underwear which would make her me if a baby just fell out of me. While explaining her sudden disdain for Marilyn Monroe, of whom she once had a very large tattoo on her arm, Fox explained she didn’t want the old-timey Lindsay Lohan on her person anymore by explaining: ‘[Marilyn Monroe] was sort of like Lindsay [Lohan]. She was an actress who wasn’t reliable, who almost wasn’t insurable… She had all the potential in the world, and it was squandered. I’m not interested in following in those footsteps.’ Anticipating a backlash at being technically correct, Fox has taken to Facebook to apologise.
In the newly released article that I did for Esquire, there is a reference that is made to Lindsay Lohan that I would like to clarify before it snowballs into something silly. I attempted to draw parallels between Lindsay and Marilyn in order to illustrate my point that while Marilyn may be an icon now, sadly she was not respected and taken seriously while she was still living. Both women were gifted actresses, whose natural talent was lost amongst the chaos and incessant media scrutiny surrounding their lifestyles and their difficulties adhering to studio schedules etc. I intended for this to be a factual comparison of two women with similar experiences in Hollywood. Unfortunately it turned into me offering up what is really much more of an uneducated opinion. It was most definitely not my intention to criticize or degrade Lindsay. I would never want her to feel bullied, as she does not deserve that. I was not always speaking eloquently during this interview and this mis-communication is my fault.
Here are Fox and Lohan in 2004′s Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.