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Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Won’t Confirm

At least two sources have leaked that Megan Fox’s tummy is full of baby things, unless it’s really full of carbohydrates and lies. The news actually broke in Star Magazine a month ago. Then E! copy and pasted the report, removing any details, in a story that was 90% exposition followed by an old interview passed as a baby ‘exclusive.’ But there’s no real news and there’s no real confirmation. Only photos of Fox from after the news broke showing that, if she is pregnant, she’s still first trimester because she’s not showing. Fox was asked whether her stomach was full of babies or full of lies and she mouthed ‘LIES’ when asked by Steve Jones of Entertainment Tonight (video below). And now husband Brian Austin Green shows his overconfidence that people ‘love’ Fox’s waxen face and stone cold heart for dating him in between Transformers movies and sleeping with Shia LaBeouf at the behest of Michael Bay. Green tells People: ‘They’ve been saying that every three months ever since we got married, and it’s sort of one of those things that they love to say. I think it’s interesting. I think there is a part of Megan that people really love that is, at 18 she found a relationship and she stuck with it, and we’ve been together for coming on eight years now. It will be our two-year wedding anniversary, but we’ve been together for a long time. She doesn’t represent what people are used to seeing in a young actress.’

A Second Outlet Declares Megan Fox Pregnant

Star Magazine declared Megan Fox’s stomach full with babies, unless that was a lie because her stomach looked like this a month later. And E! Online just pasted Star’s story with all the specifics removed. So everyone’s saying she’s pregnant again. With literally no new information to be gleaned from E! Online’s belated, copy pasta ‘exclusive’ we’ll have to wait a few months or until Fox issues a statement about the contents of her womb. My money’s on ‘hillbilly-robot-alien-bovine-billionaire-engineer baby’ because Dilbert is where I get all my news.

Megan Fox Doesn’t Really Hate Ugly Women

Despite poorly-translated comments to the contrary, Megan Fox does not hate ugly women enough that she’d trade with a preggo before she downgraded to sitting at the unpopular kids’ table. This week, an interview blew up from Jalouse Magazine April 2012. Which a bunch of you pointed out, when I initially published the original quote, had been poorly translated. I don’t like to edit quotes, ever, even for readability, but I tidied these a little because it was funny to picture Fox snorting while imagining what it would be like to be an uggo for the day. ‘Ha, it’s like they think they’re people.’ Well, Fox went on Facebook (the only social network she uses), to say the quotes were out of context even before being translated from English, to French, then back to English: ‘Before this starts to circulate and spin into something else I want to address a ‘quote’ that has started to run from an interview I did with a French magazine called Jalouse. The quote reads ‘i wouldn’t trade my place with an unattractive girl.’ Sigh. The actual comment, the context and it’s intention are grossly distorted and misrepresented here. I gave this interview in English obviously, it was then translated to French and now back into English. I’ve never made vapid self serving comments and in contradiction am uncontrollably self deprecating.’

Megan Fox Wouldn’t Trade With An Ugly Girl

Megan Fox poses for Jalouse Magazine April 2012, as some kind of 80s socialite who moonlights as a world-weary hooker clown in a photo shoot that’s below along with the revelation that she loves being beautiful and would never trade places with an uggo: ‘…I would not trade places with an unattractive girl.’

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Megan Fox’s Face: Ageing Or Plastic Surgery?

I’m leaving this here because the last time I edited photos of Megan Fox’s pore-less Real Doll skin I was left with the distinct impression she’d jacked with her face again. There has been speculation that she’s had 1) a nose job 2) cheek implants or fillers 3) lip fillers 4) botox. Although looking at her now, compared to 10-years ago, it becomes apparent some of the oddities can be explained by 1) …10 years 2) tanning 3) eyebrow rehab 4) weight loss 4) change of make-up/ styling/ hair colouring. What do you think. Has she had THAT much work done?

Megan Fox’s 2.0 Face Is Making Its Comeback

Staging a comeback filled with TOO CLOSE close-ups of her Real Doll skin, here is Megan Fox at a private screening of Friends With Kids about which I don’t really care either except it’s a chance to gloat that I have pores and she doesn’t.

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