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Mariah Carey Expecting Baby Boy And Baby Girl?

Mariah Carey is reportedly expecting a baby boy and a baby girl. The sexes of both twins is being reported by Lies&Style. I guess that’s this week’s Opposite Day report. They have pretty good odds of being right. So, I don’t really blame them for taking a shot in the dark. Of course, they’re claiming that their report is confirmed. Like they always make stuff up, or get it from some nonsense ‘source’, so they can call something ‘confirmed.’ This source is supposedly a ‘friend of the couple.’ That probably means some ex-friend who heard a half-truth/ whisper through the grapevine and is running with that, so they can get paid. Assuming this person is a ‘friend’ at all. I’m pretty sure ‘friends’ don’t sell friends out in the tabloids. ‘It’s all about pink and blue these days,’ the source tells Lies&Style. ‘It’s truly going to be a dream come true for them. They get a son and daughter.’ And Carey couldn’t be happier. ‘Even before we announced it was twins, I was trying to keep everything gender-neutral because I didn’t want to impose an identity on them too soon,’ Carey reportedly told the magazine. ‘There were fan contests on Twitter about what gender they are and rumors about them being two boys or two girls, but nobody guessed this.’

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Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Expecting Twins

It was reported this week that Mariah Carey was possibly expecting twins, after she referred to her growing bump as ‘They’. Cannon attempted to clarify the reports, saying only, ‘It’s a touchy issue, because you never want to speak on too much stuff too early, but my wife, at one time, she referred to her stomach as ‘they’ and that probably wasn’t the wrong thing for her to do.’ Perhaps he had enough of the rumour-mongering, as he’s just come right out with it. Rather than hiding, and pretending they found the second prom night dumpster baby in the trash, Cannon has admitted that he and his wife are expecting multiples.

They’re having twins. Rather than play coy, as they did with the pregnancy itself, Cannon admitted, Thursday, on his 92.3 Now radio show, ‘In order for my wife and I to have our life, we need to be up front and I need to be able to share things with you and be real. I didn’t even tell my wife I was gonna do this… I’m probably gonna get yelled at for not getting permission… We are having twins.’ Permission? Carey’s going to name the babies Glitter Honey Blossom Sparkle 1 and Glitter Honey Blossom Sparkle 2, just to spite him for not getting permission inked using the tears of orphans. Take that, Cannon, you free-thinking rebel.

Carey had an ultrasound, Wednesday. ‘Both babies are healthy and in [great] shape. The doctors are happy,’ said Cannon. President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama were the first to be told the news of twins; Carey met them backstage after a recent performance for a White House Christmas special.

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Mariah Carey Addresses Rumours She’s Bisexual

Mariah Carey discusses ‘persistant’ rumours of bisexuality in The Advocate. Rumours of which I’ve never heard. Have any of yooguise heard the rumour that MooMoo also likes cow vagina (thank you, Tommy Lee)? ‘If it makes somebody happy to say that, then whatever, but that’s not the reality.’ She adds, ‘I don’t have a discriminatory policy of who I’m friends with, so yes, I’m friends with women who are gay; gay, straight, it doesn’t matter to me. So I don’t get upset when I hear that, because it is what it is.’ Speaking about gay marriage rights, Carey says, ‘If two people want to get married, it’s their prerogative. Everybody should be able to do what they want to do and be in the pursuit of happiness. Ever since I was a little girl, my mother was very open-minded and had many different types of friends, so being gay never seemed wrong or strange to me.’

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Mariah Carey Pregnant and Repetitive on HSN

Mariah Carey’s pregnant cray-cray radiated during her Monday HSN appearances. Whatever script she followed appeared to have been memorised at gunpoint. She stuck to it as though her unborn ham’s life depended upon it. In the video, by FourFour, we learn Carey needs to rest her swollen ankles… but isn’t being rude about it. She hates perfume, but collects antique bottles and has a range of her own. She insists on spraying her tackily-packaged scent like some demented make-up counter girl who’s intent on blinding you. Oh, and the stuff she’s selling looks like yard sale detritus picked out by a visually-impaired four-year-old.

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Mariah Carey’s Low Budget Commercial for HSN

Mariah Carey can be seen in the below video, promoting her lifestyle brand on The Home Shopping Network. I would assume she was already pregnant at the time of filming this, judging by her face and uncontrollable boobs. Seriously, they’re roaring and tearing down skyscrapers using only their nips. The video opens with Mariah Carey shoe porn (using what I suspect may be a foot-double at around 10 seconds in). It’s like the opening to some cheaply blue-screened foot fetishest porno or something. Then we get to the rest of the confusingly/ distractingly budget production that can’t be taken seriously. It’s like this was shot on someone’s cell, while they were too drunk to keep the camera steady.

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Nick Cannon Seen After Confirming Baby News

Nick Cannon made sure he was seen out, on his own, in the wake of news that Mariah Carey was expecting. So he wouldn’t be left out of today’s reporting altogether. That’s smart. Dude seems confident in his own skin, but he must know he’s going to be overlooked. No womb? No deal. Seriously. We’re not interested. Swell up like Moo Moo has over the last few months, and you’ll get more of your own posts. The singer, 41, alongside her husband, confirmed on The Today Show that she was expecting. The interview was preview to a three-part exclusive coming up on Access Hollywood. She would not reveal a due date, saying only that it was ‘early’. The baby, according to reports and my own sources, is going to be a boy. Cannon, according to those in the know who were kind enough to email me the tip, revealed the news by accident during his recent 30th birthday party. Since Carey’s having a boy, not a girl, from what I gather, it’s the saddest thing in the world. It’ll be all the weirder when Carey ploughs on regardless with her plans to name her baby ‘Glitter Lollipop Bling Unicorn Canon’.

Back in June, Cannon joked about them already choosing baby names. And naming their kids something weird and feminine no matter the gender. ‘We’re gonna do it like George Foreman,’ Cannon, now 30, joked on his radio show. ‘We’re gonna name all of our kids Mariah no matter if they’re boys or girls. Mariah No. 1, Boy Mariah, Man Mariah, Tall Mariah. It’s gonna be a house full of people named Mariah.’ Foreman, the former world-champion boxer, 61, who has 11 children, named five of his sons George; George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI; distinguished from one another by nicknames.

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