Jennifer Lawrence covers Seventeen April 2012 in what feels like a TOO CLOSE close up because of the awkward facial expression. She’s too pretty for this cover. What is that make-up (cherry chapstick?) and is she wearing her own clothes on the cover? Where’s the styling? Dafuq? The shoot is better and it’s below along with an interview in which she discusses her high school body image.
Mila Kunis covers Harper’s Bazaar April 2012 in another shoot by Uncle Terry, who’s still getting work so long as he lights his basement properly. It’s an interesting interview, rather than the usual insipid boilerplate questions. She talks about being a homebody who never goes out nor is she asked out, probably because dudes don’t want to concede to being Macaulay Culkin’s sloppy seconds.
Here’s Christina Hendricks wearing clothes for the cover of BlackBook March 2012 and, son, I am slightly disappoint. Because today I saw boobs that purported to be Hendricks’ boobs and so falling out of a dress almost feels quaint. Speaking of which, there’s an oddly-foreshadowing quote about nudity the same weekend several photos of her were leaked. She told the magazine: ‘I’m a very comfortable naked person. Not in front of other people, but at home in front of my husband. I feel good not wearing clothes.’ Shoot and interview are below.
Lea Michele covers Prestige Hong Kong March 2012 admitting that she’s a closet cat lady who gets inked in her spare time. Although Michele doesn’t elaborate on her romance with Glee co-star Corey Moneith, she denies being a diva on set; claiming reports of on-set feuding are the work of the tabloids and nothing more.
Christina Hendricks has a photo shoot in the V Magazine Sports Issue for which Jennifer Lopez is on the cover in a men’s athletic cup. And I’m now chastising myself, because I rounded out the day with Katy Perry’s burlesque breasts and somehow forgot about the leather breasts of Hendricks which means 1) I’m more tired than I realised 2) I HATE BREASTS 3) because BOOBIES. The inexplicable shoot is below for those among you who like leather racks and peek-a-boo bras.
I don’t know what to make of the preview of this cover, except to say that’s the smile of someone who just pooted. For pooters everywhere, here’s Sienna Miller in Stella McCartney Spring/Summer 2012 on the cover of Vogue UK April 2012.
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