Demi Moore’s bones cover Harper’s Bazaar February 2012 since they’re in denial and fishing for compliments between the glossy pages. All I have to say is, ‘Lose three pounds, bones, fat is for fatties.’ Oddly, after filing for divorce only weeks ago, this interview seems to be mostly about her body image and the divorce [...]
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Vanity Fair Magazine Cover For February 2012
Daniel Craig, George Clooney and Matt Damon cover Vanity Fair February 2012 because even VF hedges its bets once in a while (I lost faith when it went through its Tiger Beat Lite phase). I don’t know quite what to make of this cover. It feels like contrived shower nozzle fodder that arrives laminated, for your pleasure. Thus [...]
The Taylor Lautner Gay People Cover Is A Hoax
An oddly-chosen photo of Taylor Lautner is used on the fake issue of People, dated January 7, 2012. The hoax special double-issue headline reads: ‘Exclusive: Taylor Lautner OUT & PROUD, tired of rumours, the Twilight star opens up about his decision to finally come out, ‘I’m more liberated and happier than I’ve ever been.” The [...]
Adele Will Cover American Vogue March 2012
Adele will reportedly cover the March 2012/ Spring/ Power Issue of American Vogue. She already covered British Vogue in October. But now Anna Wintour is taking a break from using her covers to shill movies in order to promote the singer. This feels belated. As though this should have been news this time last year. But it’s [...]
Amber Heard Bashes Closeted Gay Celebrities
Amber Heard openly identifies as bisexual, following relationships with men and with women including girlfriend-of-years, Tasya van Ree. In Women’s Health, Heard opines about the issue of anyone in Hollywood remaining closeted. Heard is quoted as saying: ‘You can’t respect yourself if you’re afraid to be who you are. It requires bravery to do something no [...]
Rooney Mara Annoying Everyone In Allure Issue
Rooney Mara is going to be covering a bunch more covers for January, even though her movie The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo has already premiered in Europe. Somehow, she’s managed to earn the label of ‘overexposed GOOP 2.0′ in around half-a-dozen interviews. She’s annoying everyone with her obnoxious, dismissive interview in Allure January 2012. [...]
