Brad Pitt’s 1996 face and ‘bang me’ eyebrows cover W Magazine February 2012 (Charlize Theron also covers, she’s coming up). I think I like this cover, which is odd since dude covers are rarely anything to write home about. The styling and the composition is always half-asleep and drama-free compared to the women’s covers (and [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Magazine’
Christina Aguilera Was Too Thin For Burlesque?
Christina Aguilera covers Marie Claire February 2012 in so many layers I have to assume it’s a passive-aggressive slight on the behalf of the stylists. I’m not kidding. That’s how they style Adele and used to style Jennifer Hudson, all that’s missing is a shot of her from the clavicle up. She’s even layered in [...]
Justin Bieber V Magazine Cover & Interview
Justin Bieber covers V’s first Music Issue because Katy Perry’s breasts are getting divorced and the pickings are slim. Honestly, I care not about this cover. Nor do I care about Bieber (I generally forget he exists outside of posts like this and I could only name one song, at a push). However, I glean [...]
Channing Tatum Covers Details February 2012
I thought I’d left Channing Tatum in 2009 along with my Snuggie but he’s not going away. Somehow, dude keeps getting cast. He’s cropped out of the G.I. Joe sequel trailer because of some dispute over his promotional duties for Magic Mike and he’s currently promoting the movie in which he co-stars with Rachel McAdams, The [...]
Reese Witherspoon Covers Elle February 2012
Reese Witherspoon is being forced to regurgitate the same interview answers for Elle February 2012. Honestly, the interviewer could have pasted these responses about her divorce, her relationships with her girlfriends, her second marriage, and whatever from just about any interview Witherspoon did last year. It’s more of the same, except somewhere in the middle [...]
Rachel McAdams Covers Glamour February 2012
Rachel McAdams covers Glamour February 2012 in a flood of My Little Pony pink and doodles from a tween’s dream journal (the hearts, really?) Moreover, it’s a February cover that feels a little prematurely Spring/ Summer with what almost looks like a beach outfit. Well, this is Glamour’s attempt at standing out on a newsstand full [...]
