Neil Patrick Harris and partner David Burtka cover Out Magazine’s Love Issue, because it takes more than kitten videos on YouTube to warm my long-blackened charcoal heart. Honestly though, I’ve been staring at these photos for a while since they’re just so touching, intimate, and captivating. They’re arresting and I love this spread. LOVE. There’s [...]
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Mark Wahlberg Sorry For Being A Complete D**k
Mark Wahlberg is pretending to be sorry about the 9/11 comment made in Men’s Journal that outraged everyone from the casual observer to a 9/11 widow, even though it further served to make people forget he spent the whole of his teens racially-harassing and physically-assaulting any non-White people in his neighbourhood ending with him partially-blinding a man [...]
What In The Actual F**k Is This Allure Cover?
Can this prematurely take the award for Worst Cover of 2012, only 17-days in? Someone touched Zooey Deschanel’s boob then snapped a reaction shot for the February cover of Allure. I mean, really. Her voice is like smokers’ hell, all grating and hipster. But she’s still Katy Perry’s almost-sister from a father with a lot [...]
Taylor Swift Covers Vogue February 2012
Taylor Swift’s Vogue February 2012 cover has been released following a leak this weekend. It’s all bangs, and thick-knit sweaters, and giant, distracting hats, and nostrils, and eyeliner. And her mouth’s open. But I’m so pleased they angled up her nose to circumvent the squinting, I’m going to let the slack-jaw slide (it’s not super [...]
Taylor Swift Vogue Magazine February 2012
Taylor Swift covers Vogue Magazine February 2012 photographed by Mario Testino, as though proof were needed that Miranda Kerr’s breasts have doomed us all. Vogue did Swift a favour by taking the shot right up her nostrils. It makes her more angular than she’s usually capable of being and it ages her well. Moreover, and it looks [...]
Charlize Theron In W Magazine February 2012
Charlize Theron also covers W February 2012 because Brad Pitt’s eyebrow person does house-calls. Theron’s all dramatic, angular, and posy, with distractingly-dark make-up and distractingly-large accessories. Pitt’s issue is, literally, more laid back with tepid questioning. Theron offers more provocative responses, like her use of boob cutlets and her lack of front teeth until she was [...]
