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Christina Hendricks Can’t Fit Into Swimsuits

Jun 29th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The Dirty Comforters ™ of Christina Hendricks will never be contained by your feeble, human swimsuits. But I guess that’s the cost you pay for having preternaturally large breasts that often appear to be several times larger than your head. In the most amusing first world problem since Eva Mendes bemoaned being too sexy, today we learn that Hendricks can’t stuff her goods into most bathing suits. ‘It’s really hard to find a bathing suit if you have breasts,’ she told Lucky’s August 2011 issue, in which she admits sketching her own designs to combat the problem. ‘You either get smooshed down or there’s no support… I have to be careful about my proportions and keep it simple. What works for me is structure and something that shows my waist.’ There’s a second photo below.

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Emma Stone’s Cute Retro Bikini For Vanity Fair

Jun 28th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Emma Stone covers Vanity Fair August 2011, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier in St. Barths, looking like Lindsay Lohan would have but for the crack shenanigans and the drinking problem. Which will come as no placation whatsoever to the people who just learned that, in all likelihood, Lohan will cover the September 2011 issue. Stone is the love interest in the forthcoming The Amazing Spider-Man movie co-starring The Social Network’s Andrew Garfield. The two are rumoured to be dating, in a locationship, in reports I’ve been ignoring because I usually ignore studio-contrived claptrap. I guess it doesn’t matter if they’re dating. But that kind of stuff turns me off and I’ll pretty much stop paying attention out of protest to any film that tries that hard to steal away my attention. But, for now, I remain interested. And she’s wearing the cutest bikini of the Summer on the cover. Even though this is edging towards being a Fall issue. Below is Stone’s interview, in which she jokes about using narcotics and dropping out of high school to be a baker of dog treats. She also talks about offers for deals with the paparazzi and whether she’s a recognisable star.

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Mila Kunis Wore The Fifth-Fanciest Tablecloth

Jun 28th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’ve been counting these, in ascending order, for the sake of my own amusement. After a whole day of counting the awful, ill-fitting outfits, crafted from grandma’s fanciest tablecloths, we’re on to number five. The fifth tablecloth is salmon colour Lanvin worn by Mila Kunis for the August 2011 Flare cover. Yes, we’re already on the August covers. The pose is pretty much perfection; as are the backdrop, hair, make-up, accessories by Cartier, Pamela Love, and by Le Vian. But, that’s pretty much cloth with a neck hole cut out of it. Because it won’t come out already, here’s another interview about Friends With Benefits.

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Audrina Patridge’s Bolt-Ons Look Shaved Down

Jun 22nd, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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For the July 2011 cover of Shape, Audrina Patridge’s tamed dirty pillows fill out a blue bikini. She looks cute on the cover; less leathery and hard-faced than in recent vacation photos. Explaining why she’s always in a bikini, Patridge says she’s always been around the water. ‘I practically grew up in the water,’ she told the magazine. ‘I don’t even think twice about wearing a swimsuit because it’s always been a part of my lifestyle; but I have girlfriends who are so afraid to show off their bodies, [who] won’t take off their towels at the beach or pool.’

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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Likes Knobby Apples

Jun 21st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley covers the July/ August 2011 Women’s Health. This is one of her few women’s covers. And one of few, for either gender, in which she keeps her clothes. She’s a lot better at sitting there looking pretty with one boob out. It’s her thing. Like, a trademark. But she’s not doing it here. She’s wearing a sleeveless sweater. And panties. Oh, don’t worry. She’s wearing panties so thin you can almost see the outlines of her labia. And she’s wearing a bathing suit for her photo shoot. Good, good. For the issue, Huntington-Whiteley talks about warnings from Shia LaBeouf and how the public seem to expect her to be a b**ch. And she admits that, rather than store-bought fruit engineered to look perfect, she prefers picking unmolested ‘knobby’ apples from an orchard or organic farm.

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Meth Face Can Be Gone Forever With Photoshop

Jun 15th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Fergie covers Allure’s July issue and is following the Eva Longoria trend of some kind of belted bathing suit. Fergie probably looks better than she ever has before in this shoot. However, there are some weird shenanigans going on with the photos to the extent one or two look as though her head has been grafted onto someone else’s body. The interview’s pleasant and uneventful except for the hilarity of the denial that she’s tinkered with her meth face; like her husband before her, she credits a side part and different colour lip for accusations of a complete facelift. She’s being completely serious too. Oh, in case you think me severe, there are behind-the-scenes photos and video below making my point.

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