Snaggletoof covers the latest classy issue of V magazine. My beloved Kirsten Dunst manages not to snag her teefs on the fancy outfit she’s wearing, as she pulls her modelling 101 pose out of her butt (see video for tutorial). The photos for these magazine covers are always breathtaking. Actually, V magazine covers are pretty [...]
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Sexual Napalm Jessica Simpson Allure Pictures
Described as sexual napalm by douche-tastic John Mayer, Jessica Simpson covers the March 2010 issue of Allure. The singer discusses her body, her weight, and her ass-tastic relationship with Mayer. She neglects to use the words douche or ass so I had to shoehorn that in, on her behalf. Nowhere do I see any mention [...]
Prince William’s Hair Photoshopped, Darkened
What in the Photoshop-happy heck is going on here? This is the new cover for the UK edition of Hello magazine. The cover shows the future King of England Prince William, his chest hair, an outfit that looks like it was Photoshopped on too, and William’s hair. What’s that, you say? William’s hair disappeared with [...]
Robert Pattinson to Details Mag: I Hate Vaginas
There are several things I love about the Robert Pattinson Details interview, for their March 2010 issue. Which is odd, as I don’t read men’s magazines and I don’t really like fuggers Pattinson. But he does give a good few sound bites about how much the nips and vaginae of the naked models on the [...]
Tina Fey’s Vogue Magazine Cover March 2010
Tina Fey is always adorable, always stunning, and always flawless (even if The HuffPo whine about her having a scar removed from her face with Photoshop).
Fey covers the March 2010 issue of Vogue magazine. She seems like ever-so-slightly an odd choice for the cover, but only because she seems too cool and on-the-fringe [...]
Portia de Rossi on the Cover of The Advocate
Portia de Rossi, wife of Ellen DeGeneres, is the elegant cover girl for the new issue of The Advocate. This woman can’t help but look stunning and come across in each interview as the bright and compelling woman that she is. I adore her, and can’t help but be transparent in the ways in which I [...]
