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Kristen Stewart Looks Different In W Magazine

Kristen Stewart doesn’t pout or bite her lip for W’s Fashion Issue. And she’s not being annoying or acting like she’s above giving Lynn Hirschberg an interview, even though she pulls that crap with everyone else. Stewart already covers this week’s Entertainment Weekly because people who aren’t me watch and care about Breaking Dawn. I’m tickled that none of you did either, when I made mention of this on Facebook. Maybe it’s because most of this site’s readership is out of diapers. That’s it, right? It’s starring 20-somethings and it purports to be about coming of age, but it’s basically just a kids/ teen movie. Stewart’s doing her best impression of an adult with her big girl eye make-up and bouffant hair. It works. You like? Her interview’s below, since she’s not annoying there either.

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Nicole Scherzinger Cried At Trashy PCD Costume

Nicole Scherzinger’s moral compass was being fixed her entire time in the Prosticat Dolls. At least that’s what she’s claiming in the new issue of Marie Claire. Scherzinger is in shill mode for the job she stole from Cheryl Cole. She’s doing a bunch of cute photo shoots to get people to watch. And she’s giving interviews. Her covers are few and far between. It’s interesting that she’s just being featured and she’s not actually covering a lot of these issues. Despite her arguable star power. She’s just kind of there, in the middle of the issue, where you may or may not notice her. The whole press tour’s been like this. Hit or miss. Features, a handful of covers, and lackluster interviews. And this is the same. She looks pretty, if over-styled for Marie Claire. I don’t know when ‘crapload of giant accessories’ became a thing… but it’s a thing now. Did I miss something? It’s a thing, right? In her interview, Scherzinger makes it clear she didn’t co-sign on the PCD’s image. She deigned to wear a whore costume. But she’s really ‘sweet.’

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Kate Moss In American Vogue September 2011

Kate Moss’ wedding covers the September 2011 American Vogue. It had been reported by Page Six a few weeks ago that Moss would have this cover and Lindsay Lohan would cover September’s Vanity Fair. Lohan was bumped for Jennifer Lopez and the August Italian Vanity Fair and British Vogue kind of ruined the American editions by coming out beforehand. I don’t think this is literally the same as Moss’ British Vogue. But I was still like ‘Meh,’ before I had even looked at the pictures. I still looked at the pictures and I’m glad I did. Her wedding was like a star-f**ker convention but the decor, fixings, and styling was breathtaking. It helps that Mario Testino was her wedding photographer. 25 photos below.

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Breaking Dawn Covers Entertainment Weekly

I don’t really care about Twilight/ Breaking Dawn, but I suspect there are enough chirrens lurking to make this worth a post. I somehow, somehow, lived the last few years watching none of these and reading none of the books. I can glean the story arc of each movie given the spoilers to which I’m privy. But I’ve never been tempted to watch one whole movie (it’s same for Harry Potter, incidentally). Well, for the three of you who care, below are photos and a joint interview.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Found Time To Bathe

To be clear, that’s not actually an attempt at being facetious. Among some of her comically-intolerable comments made in a year where she opined the virtues of crack over pauper food, Gwyneth Paltrow previously admitted that she’s too busy to bathe. Because her GOOPY life is more stressful than your pauper life. She actually did talk about this while making a different point entirely and let the world know she bathes not, because that would also be beneath her. Well, I guess she deigned to do so since her May interview because she just told Elle Decor she has a bath in the middle of her bedroom. She was asked about the things she can’t live without and the pretentious list is here. In the list, number five is her ‘Antonio Lupi Baia Tub… It’s in the middle of my bedroom, perfect for a relaxing wind-down and for bathing the kids.’ In the MIDDLE of her bedroom.

Kate Hudson Promoting Jewels In Elle Magazine

Kate Hudson is in Elle magazine where she’s promoting some ugly line of big-a$$ jewels about which I don’t care. I do care about that cute hair though. And you’re obliged to care too. Elle mock your attempts to fap to this by covering up the heavily-pregnant Hudson with a bed sheet. While I write a strongly-worded letter on your behalf, you can check out her interview and photo shoot below.

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