The Alien Rulers are in desperate need of an heir to their Alien Kingdom.
According to OK magazine, Alien Queen, Katie Holmes, is under lock and key in Alien King, Mighty Mouse Cruise’s cellar, until she can ac’right and produce a male heir [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Cos’ of course, when you are an alien ruler with [...]
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Angelina Jolie – Harper’s Bazaar UK December 2008 Cover Girl
Angelina Jolie can be seen in the image above as an effing close-up Harper’s Bazaar UK magazine December 2008 cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
From what I can tell, judging by the snippets available online, Saint Angie stopped by Bazaar to chill, look pretty, warm the staff in her saintly light, and poop. Nothing more. [...]
Paris Hilton: NYLON November 2008 Cover Girl & Video
Paris Hilton (and her sexi wandering eye) can be seen above as a NYLON magazine November 2008 – ‘The America Issue’ cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Also, those desperate to give their compooter screen an STD, should totally click to play the accompanying promotional video, too!
[IMAGE CREDIT: Nylon.com]
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W Magazine November 2008: Angelina Interview Snippet
W Magazine November 2008 stars Angelina Jolie as its cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
In the issue, Jolie reveals that Good Dad Pitt held a Cheez Doodle to her head and forced, her against her will, to pop out Saint-in-training, Shiloh, and the Holy Twinsies.
OK, maybe not, but amongst other things, she says falling in [...]
Angelina Jolie: A Breastfeeding W Magazine November 2008 Cover Girl
*yells* Boobage! [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
OK, maybe not, but the breathtaking picture of movie-star, Angelina Jolie, breastfeeding one of her baby twinsies, will certainly grab the attention of the world’s media!
Saint Angelina can be seen in the image above, allowing one of her sacred twinsies to feed on the blessed holy-water that she produces, in [...]
Halle Berry: Esquire November 2008 Cover Girl & ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ Winner
Fiyaahhhh McGee (also known as Halle Berry), has been named the “Sexiest Woman Alive” in the November 2008 issue of Esquire [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Like duh, this woman is fiyah. In fact, she is so smoking that even as a straight woman, her hotness leads me to think dirty thoughts about her. You know, like [...]
