Gwyneth Paltrow covers the June issue of Bon Appétit, because covering anything less pretentious-sounding would be gauche. Because paupers bathe but twice-a-year, Paltrow is telling the magazine that she doesn’t have time to bathe at all. She just seems to be illustrating a condescending point made earlier in the year to PopEater.com that she doesn’t [...]
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Excuse Me While I Lick This Syrup Off My Screen
I seem to have spilled an entire bottle of maple syrup all over the screen of my brand new laptop. Please excuse me while I sit in the corner, intermittently rocking back and forth and licking it off. I happened to be opening these pictures of Alexander Skarsgard at the time of the spill. And [...]
January Jones Aged & Underwhelming In Allure
January Jones covers the June issue of Allure. The actress has been doing a bunch of photo shoots in the run-up to the new X-Men movie. I think her breasts were hired as some kind of insurance policy. With the second-cheapest costuming since Dollar Store Wonder Woman ™, they’ve basically got Jones as a Mighty [...]
Ginnifer Goodwin & Kate Hudson In Marie Claire
Because celebrities can be rented by the hour like the best kind of motels, or they can be purchased in a BOGOF if a store ‘doubles’ like some extra-thrifty version of Extreme Couponing, two celebrities cover next month’s Marie Claire. I don’t really care too much about anything Ginnifer Goodwin has done outside of Big [...]
Adele Would Give Up Career For A Relationship
Adele covers the June 2011 OUT. I don’t usually pay attention to this magazine and I can’t recall any cover girls this year aside from Britney Spears, which is a sad state of affairs. But this Adele cover is pretty and there are some interesting interview excerpts floating around about the ex-boyfriend(s) who inspired her [...]
Penelope Cruz Vogue Magazine Cover Released
A few days ago, most of the June Vogue spread with Penelope Cruz was leaked by Stefano Gabbana of Dolce & Gabbana. After being asked to remove those from his Tumblr, the real images have been released. These are the high quality versions of the hastily-taken cell photos published by the designer. It’s more of [...]
