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Alison Brie Looks Like This For Esquire Magazine

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Not needing a bra to support her chest because she believes in herself, here’s Mad Men and Community’s Alison Brie, 30, wearing nothing but a jacket for Esquire Magazine May 2013. More photos of Alison Brie in Esquire below.

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Whoever 3D Printed Kelly Osbourne For This Cover Needs To Send To Print Again

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Only yesterday did ’3D printed Beyonce’ promote bikinis you could only fit into with Photoshop. But you’re not going to fit into any bikini without Photoshop if the latest cover of SELF Magazine is to be believed. Inspiring you to create a smaller 3D printed version of yourself, Kelly Osbourne explains how she’s still 70 lbs thinner. ’[I figured] out there is no such thing as perfection,’ she explained. ’If I had known that earlier, I wouldn’t have been such a f**k up. The only thing I can be is me. I’m not perfect. I make mistakes. And my body is not perfect, either, but I love it. It will never be perfect but I do not want it to be. That’s so boring!’ Photos from Osbourne’s shoot below.

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Taylor Swift Making The International Sign For ‘HELP!’ Inside Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room

Taylor Swift Wonderland Magazine Photo

Using sign language because Uncle Terry only knows Morse code, Taylor Swift covers WONDERLAND Magazine looking like her captor turned off the heating and hot water in his boom boom room. Inside the magazine, Swift says this without a hint of irony: ‘I have no idea if I’m going to get married or be single forever.’

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Kendall Jenner Is Probably Gonna Get Fired From The Whorehouse For This

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Kim Kardashian poked holes in the condom to get nine months off from the whorehouse in which she’d been working without a break since 2007. And now Kris Jenner has started working the other whores to death because the cash cow, job title of Number 1 Bottom B**ch, isn’t going to fill itself. But Kendall Jenner just wishes she could take a day off and be a normal kid with a mother who values her childhood more than money. The 17-year-old is featured in Cosmopolitan Magazine May 2013 covered by Rachel Bilson, inside of which the teenager says this: ‘The show brought us everything we have, and I realize that, but sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for like five minutes. That’s tough when the paparazzi are chasing you.’ If that didn’t get her fired, this DEFINITELY will: ‘Not a reality show spin-off. That’s not happening. Modeling is my number one priority… one hundred percent.’

Hayden Panettiere Intends To Be The XS Uterus For Wladimir Klitschko’s XXL Babies

Hayden Panettiere Glamour Magazine May 2013

Hayden Panettiere is distracting from her botched boob job with her misspelled tattoo on the cover of Glamour Magazine May 2013. Inside of which, Panettiere says she was born to be the mother of her fiance’s giant children.

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Emma Watson In Pretty Woman Dress For GQ

Emma Watson British GQ Magazine May 2013

Starring in a movie named after a TMZ.com headline, here’s Emma Watson as Nicki in The Bling Ring which might just be the stupidest title ever. This is her cover for British GQ May 2013 on which she’s wearing an updated version of Julia Roberts’ dress from Pretty Woman in a photo that looks like a reject Starbucks ad shot in Uncle Terry’s Boom Boom Room.