Demi Moore has been caught up in the world’s least scandalous scandal.

Everyone knows at this point, that as a matter of keeping house, all magazine covers get photoshopped. What everyone doesn’t know is that some photoshoppers are fingerless and have to photoshop using only their feet.

Well, at least that’s how Demi Moore’s new cover for W magazine looks and it’s sparked more bemusement than controversy. The actress was digitally altered to give her a smaller waist and a bigger bust, nothing weird there. Did I mention that one of her bothersome hips was photosopped into oblivion? I didn’t? Okay. A drunk ’shopper used their feet to erase one of Moore’s annoying hip bones.

Image W magazine, Consumerist, Boing Boing. Story Consumerist, Boing Boing.

Johnny Depp has been named People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2009, along with several other dishy actors.

Johnny Depp has been named one of People’s top DILFs, in their annual list of guys’s they’d rather like to have sordid liaisons with. The actor’s reported to be getting on in years, but I don’t believe that. Don’t believe everything you read, this man hasn’t done anything I would call ageing in the last decade or so. He was hot and doable then, and People officially confirm this is still the case now.

Levi Johnston was lie-telling about how much he bared for Playgirl. Despite reports, he didn’t pose full frontal.

Levi Johnston said to anyone who would listen, he loves nothing more than being ass-nekkied and letting his privates blow freely in the wind.

He spoke last month about how much fun it was being naked for free, and that he was crapping his pants with excitement at the prospect of being paid to get out his little Johnston. The baby-faced baby daddy to Sarah Palin’s grandson will be the face/ privates of an upcoming issue. The magazine is usually only available online, but according to TMZ TV, this issue will be on newsstands also.

People who will be viewing online or in print are going to be short changed. A spokesperson for Playgirl told Us magazine that Johnston did not go full frontal and essentially called his camp a bunch of lairs for suggesting as much.

Image credit to GQ via Dlisted/ Buzz Feed. Story & info. Us weekly.

Taylor Swift is the InStyle cover girl for December 2009.

Taylor Swift has enjoyed a great month so far, gaining an armful of nods at the Country Music Awards and managing to actually be funny on SNL. The 19-year-old is over-exposed like an MFer, but now is still the time for her to be getting some further attention, outside of her usual country crowd. This is a 3-D issue and it goes on sale Friday November 20. You can visit InStyle itself to activate Swift’s 3-D holiday greeting or watch her 60 Seconds of Style video.

Taylor Swift’s InStyle interview covers relationships, moving out of her parents’ house, starring in the upcoming romantic comedy Valentine’s Day.

• Taylor Swift on shooting scenes for Valentine’s Day with Taylor Lautner: “He and I have gotten really close. It would be confusing on the set with two Taylors in the same scene. They were like, ‘Taylor, on your mark—no, not you, the other one!’ So halfway through the shoot, I said, ‘How about you guys call me Swifty and call him Taylor?’”
• Being true to who she is: “I don’t ever feel misunderstood. And I don’t feel as if I need to make some giant statement and start wearing a completely different new wardrobe for the next project or start speaking in a different way or writing songs in a different way. When you start overthinking that stuff with your career, you stop being who you are and start being who you think you should be. And when you get into that space, that’s very dangerous territory. So I’m just going to continue to be who I am.”

Sarah Jessica Parker is the Elle magazine cover girl for the December 2009 issue.

Sarah Jessica Parker spent most of the early part of this year stowing a baby away in some innocent lady’s womb. Now done with that, and the mother to twins as well as her son, she is reprising a role the Sex and The City sequel.

Sex and The City 2 is going to stretch the imagination, either that or the scenes the women all filmed in 80s costumes will require more post-production work than previously thought humanly possible.

Tha actress spoke to the fashion magazine. She steered clear of speaking about stuffing babies anywhere unsanitary, and smoothed over any cast feuds.

Read excerpts from Sarah Jessica Parker’s interview for Elle December 2009.

• Sarah Jessica Parker on friction with Sex and the City co-star Kim Cattrall: “I don’t think anybody wants to believe that I love Kim. I adore her. I wouldn’t have done the movie without her. Didn’t and wouldn’t.”
• Sarah Jessica Parker on her decision to use a surrogate to carry her twins: “I knew there would be lots of opinions about, ‘Well, why didn’t you adopt? Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that?’ and the truth of the matter is, it wasn’t one or the other for us. We had explored, and continue to explore all options, and this one just happened first. This isn’t the period at the end of the sentence.”
• Sarah Jessica Parker on being a hands-on mom: “I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.”

Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres feature on two O magazine covers for December 2009.

The cover came about after Ellen DeGeneres was her usual cutesy self and dropped a tonne of hints on her show. The funny woman went on an 11-month campaign, each more adorable than the next. Her issue made its debut today. There are two covers, one is for newsstands and one for subscribers.

The Get Your Glow On! themed holiday issue hits newsstands November 12.

Click for video from the Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres O magazine photo shoot.

Oprah Ellen DeGeneres Cover O magazine behind-the-scenes on the shoot.

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Thandie Newton covers InStyle UK December 2009.

Thandie Newton is a worthy cover star. The talented and mind-meltingly pretty actress is classy and won’t be a Megan Fox and rob readers of their will to live.

I fell a little in inappropriate love with the actress when I saw her wasting her talent in Crash. The movie was good and thought-provoking, sure, but she was still made to be cliched and rather wasted. Whatever puts her on more people’s radar is fine by me. More women with class and style, and less bed-wetters barely out of their tweens struggling to construct whole sentences.

Read what Thandie Newton had to say, and see video and photos from her shoot.

• Thandie Newton speaks to InStyle magazine about her fashion essentials: “In the right wedges, you can do anything!” says Thandie Newton. Let’s face it, Thandie making a fashion faux pas is about as likely as seeing Posh in a tracksuit.
• The 37-year-old mum of two goes on to discuss her enviable slender figure: “That’s genetic! And I’m a Jivamukti yoga freak – it’s food for my soul. When I’m not working, I’ll drop Rip off at school and Nico at nursery, then I go to yoga. I also have an amazing personal trainer, who I see whenever I can.”
• She also cheekily discusses her feelings on having dishy co-stars and whether she’s ever thought ‘Ooh, if I wasn’t married…’
: [Laughs] “Listen to you! I’ve never dated an actor, just had the odd fling. Isn’t that weird? I don’t flirt with people – a long time ago, I stopped using my sexuality to have a relationship with people. I don’t think you really get a sense of me, sexually, and that’s why I have really great relationships with straight men.”

Thandie Newton InStyle UK behind-the-scenes for December 2009 cover shoot.

Full interview is in this month’s InStyle magazine, be sure to pick up a copy.

Natalie Portman is the V cover girl December 2009.

Natalie Portman did a stylish photo shoot for the magazine, and gave a slightly less annoying than usual interview. The 28-year-old actress was photographed by Mario Testino for the fashion-forward shoot. In the interview the Oscar-nominee talks about the fear of her own star waning, ageing, and plastic surgery.

The actress also goes into the gory details about her new attitude concerning sex scenes. She used to shy away from nudity on screen. However now she can’t wait to get her high-waisted granny panties off, so she can show people just how sessy androgynous vegans can be when they put their minds to it. The scene she discusses is the lesbian sex scene in Darren Aronofsky’s film Black Swan.

Read what Natalie Portman had to say to V62  and see more of her photos.

• Natalie Portman to V62 on how she feels about ageing in Hollywood: ‘You see people who were stars five years ago and already they’re waning.  As actresses approach 40, it starts becoming really, really difficult.’
• Natalie on her feelings about plastic surgery and going under the knife: ‘I would hope not,’ she says of whether she’d ever go under the knife.  However, she does not completely rule it out, explaining that she won’t know how she’ll feel as she ages.  While wrinkles aren’t a problem yet, she admits, ‘if I have a pimple I want to get rid of it.’
• Natalie on what she thinks of her sex scene in Black Swan: ‘It’s not raunchy… [but] it’s extreme’.
• Natalie on turning down nude scenes in the past because of the Internet: ‘It’s annoying because online bullsh-t interferes with what I want to do artistically. I’m not opposed to sexuality or nudity in a film, but I’m very opposed to pornography sites and you’re pretty much giving them material if you do any of that.  It’s always a big dilemma for me.’

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Nicole Kidman covers GQ UK. She spoke to the December 2009 issue of the magazine about having a bad time in her marriage to Tom Cruise.

Nicole Kidman pointing out her time with Tom Cruise was rather unpleasant, was kind of like her pointing out that the two only had two eyebrows between them for the early years of their marriage.

The 42-year-old actress has spoken before about being thrust unwillingly into the spotlight and being famous only for hanging off the arm of her man. However, this is the first time she has said in plain English that being in a marriage with our Lord of all Scilons was as unpleasant as plucking away at her old mono-brow.

Nicole Kidman’s interview from GQ UK December 2009 can be found below.

• Nicole admitted that her marriage to Tom Cruise had been responsible for her rise to fame: “I became famous very young. I became very famous because I was the wife of somebody.” Though she remembers the marriage as being a “bad time”.
• The Oscar-winner revealed that her agents had told her not to tie the knot with the Days Of Thunder star: “I know my agents at the time were like “Do not get married! It will ruin your career!” and I was like “But I’m in love”. All I know is that I wasn’t someone interested in fame. And that’s not why I got married.”
• Nicole Kidman on her her experiences of love thus far: “I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy.”
• Nicole confessed she had previously experienced the ‘mundane’ side of relationships, but said the following of her marriage to country singer Keith Urban : “You work on [marriage]. It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous and you’re very much out at sea. You’re exposed. You could drown.”

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Winona Ryder told Blackbook that Angelina Jolie never thanked her properly for securing her a plum Oscar-winning role in Girl, Interrupted.

During the 1990s Winona Ryder had an odd habit of begging directors to cast more talented actors to star opposite her. She fought for Christian Bale to star in Little Women and she also asked the director of Girl, Interrupted to cast Angelina Jolie. For one reason or another Jolie being a saint was not enough to get her the role. Ryder claims she had to fight very hard in order for the pouty actress to land the role as Lisa Rowe, which won an Academy Award in 1999.

Rather than do as most of us, and keep her chip on her shoulder to herself, Ryder has decided to air her gripe. She claims that even after ten years she has never gotten a thank you from Jolie, after landing the role on her behalf.

Find out what Winona Ryder had to say to Blackbook along with twelve photos.

Winona Ryder tells BlackBook that she was responsible for Angelina Jolie getting the Girl, Interrupted role that won her a 1999 Oscar. “I fought very hard for her to have that part,” she says. “And a simple thank you would have been nice.”

“I feel like it won’t read in print very nicely if I say that wasn’t really her style,” Winona says. “But she seems to be a completely different person now.” Still, Winona insists: “I never had any bad feelings about Angelina.” (via LA Times)

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