Jennifer Aniston can be seen above, as a NY Times Magazine cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Check out the below, for some hilarious interview snippets in which Aniston tries (and fails) to stay relevant:
On her new movie’s title: “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into. Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The [...]

Scarlett Johansson can be seen above as a fiersome Allure December 2008 cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Check out these snippets of ScarJo forming whole sentences, with surprising success:
On not knowing why Lindsay Lohan doesn’t like her: “I really don’t know that person. I only met her, like, three times.” (Scarlett did lose the lead role in The Parent [...]

Jennifer Aniston has been belly-aching in the December 2008 issue of Vogue, about how she missed out on the chance to be the other half of the Saint Pitt gang [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Rather than do what many would and go ‘Fatal Attraction’ on Pitt, post their divorce, Aniston WAITED until Saint Brad, Saint Angie and the Cherubs grew into a large and [...]

The woman who I think is a woman, but really might be a man, but most likely isn’t a man ‘cos she is preggers, Rebecca Romijn, can be seen above as a Page Six Magazine (November 2008) cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Thank heavens all that election malarkey is over with and we have gotten [...]

The Alien Rulers are in desperate need of an heir to their Alien Kingdom.
According to OK magazine, Alien Queen, Katie Holmes, is under lock and key in Alien King, Mighty Mouse Cruise’s cellar, until she can ac’right and produce a male heir [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Cos’ of course, when you are an alien ruler with [...]

Angelina Jolie can be seen in the image above as an effing close-up Harper’s Bazaar UK magazine December 2008 cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
From what I can tell, judging by the snippets available online, Saint Angie stopped by Bazaar to chill, look pretty, warm the staff in her saintly light, and poop. Nothing more. [...]