Christina Aguilera appears really insecure about her heritage. As in, the way in which she addresses her background. It’s like she’s always overcompensating. One would think the point would be moot and wouldn’t need addressing. However, she’s always dropping her ethnicity into anecdotes and it feels tacked on. Like when a source recently said of [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Magazine’
Jennifer Aniston Covers InStyle March 2012
Jennifer Aniston covers InStyle March 2012 as she’s on the promotional trail for Wanderlust co-starring boyfriend Justin Theroux. This despite tabloid claims she’d give it a miss because she’s supposedly six-months preggo with twins (she’s not pregnant, nor is Angelina Jolie). She’s not taking another opportunity to slap down the baby rumours. Since it’s too [...]
Eva Mendes Covers Marie Claire March 2012
Eva Mendes covers Marie Claire March 2012 of which this is a preview (hence, no interview). I WTF-ed at this cover since it’s so horrible. It’s just unflattering. I hate the big hair. I hate how much they messed with her face. I hate the sloppy Photoshop on both arms. The whole cover’s jacked. Mendes [...]
Reese Witherspoon Glamour UK March 2012
Reese Witherspoon covers the British edition of Glamour in March 2012 with another laboured, twee shoot and interview. In the interview, because she’s past her 20s and it’s a stock question for anyone ageing out, Witherspoon is asked about cosmetic surgery. The interviewer missed a trick by not asking Witherspoon to elaborate, considering the actress [...]
Christina Hendricks’ Cups Runneth Over Again
Christina Hendricks covers Cosmopolitan UK March 2012 because someone’s breasts have to. There’s been a breast drought in her absence, right? At least, it’s felt like a drought without her thrusting those things at you with such force they threaten to crack your iPad 2 screen. Well, with the return of Mad Men in about [...]
Blake Lively Covers Elle Magazine March 2012
Blake Lively is still landing covers, despite having a name that can scare off investors and nearly tank a film’s production. And she’s still playing the ingenue despite, to me, looking like a well-weathered 30-years-old and not the 24-years-old she purports to be (she’s aged about 18-months in the nearly four-years I’ve been running this [...]
