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Madonna’s Louis Vuitton Fall/Winter Adverts

Madonna-Louis-Vuitton-Fall-Winter-AdvertsMadonna can be seen here in a set of Louis Vuitton adverts, as shot by Steven Meisel.

The singer has taken a break from snatching adorable babies in third-world countries, to star in a new Louis Vuitton (LV) campaign. Her initial advert actually came out last week, but it has taken this entire time for me to realise that the photoshopped mannequin in the pics was the Vadge (also for the rest of the pics to leak).

Check out sommore Madonna LV adverts in the gallery (pretty sure it’s her).

Madonna’s Baby Adoption Bid is Made Official

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Madonna may have only worked her way up to four children, but she is officially the second in line to the throne of Saint Brangelina. There will be many a Brangeloonie wetting the bed in anger tonight, after Vadge used her financial muscle and celebrity status to snatch up another baby and get that much closer to overshadowing their Godess.

“I am extremely grateful for the Supreme Court’s ruling on my application to adopt Mercy James. I am ecstatic … My family and I look forward to sharing our lives with her,” Madonna said in a statement through her spokesperson Friday. Preparations are already underway to bring Chifundo “Mercy” James, 3, from the African country to America private jet, after the singer stayed up throughout the night hoping for a courtroom victory.

“It’s the early hours in New York now but my client has been awake all night waiting for this,” Madonna’s Malawi lawyer, Alan Chinula, tells PEOPLE. The attorney spoke to his client as soon as the ruling was made official, at around 2 a.m. her time Friday. “She was ecstatic when I broke the news to her. She said, ‘Thank heavens.’ ” (via People)

Image via Splash News.

Madonna Wins Legal Fight For Baby Mercy

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Madonna has reportedly been told that after her long legal fight, she will finally be able to adopt baby Mercy.

With all this talk about money not being able to buy your way around the legal system, one would assume that Vadge had been told to “go hang”, with all her baby demands. Well, you can sleep easy tonight, as the singer has proved that celebrity (and being impervious to any sins associated with baby-snatching) are all you need to get past your legal woes.

Madonna, 50, whose two-year application to adopt the three-year-old was blocked by a court in March, has been told the [good] news by her lawyer Alan Chinula. The ruling is set to be announced next Sunday at Malawi’s Supreme Court of Appeal. A source there said yesterday: “The paperwork is being typed up now. All recommendations are in favour of the adoption taking place. Mercy should start packing her bags. She’s off to America.” (via The Sun)

Image credit to Splash News.

Sticky & Sweet Tour DVD Preview ‘Vogue’


Vogue Sticky & Sweet Tour DVD promo - professionally shot & edited preview.

Madonna’s Horse Riding Accident Story A Lie

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Madonna had a nasty horse riding accident over the weekend and had to be taken to hospital to have her injuries treated. 

The singer initially claimed that the paparazzi were to blame for the incident and her manager even Twittered that exact line on the social network. So, the world bought the story that Madonna’s horse was spooked when paparazzi jumped out of the bushes and startled it. 

Trouble is that this appears not to be true. TMZ have done some digging and say Madonna’s police report makes no mention of nuisance press.

Sgt. Herbert Johnson from the Southampton Village P.D. tells the site: “There is no mention of photographers. It’s a matter of spin control that went out of control. If they felt there was something else, they would have written ‘paparazzi’ in the form — if they felt there was a problem.”

As for the paparazzo in question, he indicated he’d left the scene before Madonna fell. “If I had startled the horse, I would have gotten pictures,” the paparazzo told TMZ.

Image credit to Tom Meinelt-Jackson Lee/ Splash.

Madonna Will Stop At Nothing To Adopt Mercy

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We should all know by now that Madonna is not a woman who gives things up easily. She is reluctant to give up her pop career even though her retirement is arguably decades overdue, she is reluctant to admit that baby-napping sets a bad example for the masses, and she’ll be damned before she give baby Mercy up either. 

Queen Vadge has spoken, and she says that she will appropriate and capture any GD babies that she sees fit. She has set her sights on adopting Mercy, whether the regional courts want her to or not.  

She has told her architects to build a home in Malawi so “David Banda would benefit from a connection to his birthplace”.

This may seem like a good idea, but reports suggest the only reason she is bothering is so that she can side-swipe local laws and feign residency for 18-months, so she can get her baby. Saint Brangelina and their dedicated force of Brangeloonies are so proud of this devious train of thought right now, that each and everyone of them just wet their pants with glee.

“Madonna has a big, beautiful plot of land over there already. She’s planning to build a girl’s school in the Chinkhota village and those designs are well under way.

“But she’s gone back to the designers and asked if they could accommodate a family home on the plot or on adjacent land.”

Who knows why Queen Vadge is so obsessed. You would think her crumbling family life and failure to keep a man would be of greater concern. How is she going to look after her three children at the moment, let alone take on another. Seems she is being stubborn and not necessarily putting the needs of Mercy first. (Just saying.)

Image courtesy of Splash News.