Madonna is the face, arms, and thighs-of-death for Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010. The photos can be seen in the print version of the new Italian Vanity Fair. The mother of four took a brief pause after being dropped, like carb-bloat at Lindsay Lohan’s house, from the Louis Vuitton campaign. As horrific as the LV [...]
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Madonna Dropped from Louis Vuitton Adverts
Madonna has been dropped by purse-pimps Louis Vuitton. The luxury brand dropped the singer in favour of a younger model. By younger, I assume they mean cheaper. This bish whoring out your bags with her bendy, bendy old lady legs wrapped around her head can’t have come cheap. Louis Vuitton’s spokesho confirmed to a bunch [...]
Madonna to Buy NYC Apartment for Jesus Luz
Madonna is, according to reports, set to officially adopt Jesus Luz. Oh, wait, that’s not right. That’s not right at all. Madonna is reported to be buying a flat, with the value of up to £1.7 million in NYC, for young love, Jesus Luz. The singer and her 23-year-old model love have been dating for [...]
Guy Ritchie is Still Singing Madonna’s Praises
Guy Ritchie may be off the leash, but his ex-wife Madonna still clearly has his baby-maker in a vice. The movie director, who has been replaced by 23-year-old Jesus Luz, has spoken in the November issue of Esquire magazine about how he really feels about Madonna. Despite their eight-year marriage imploding quite spectacularly and at [...]
Madonna Celebration CD and 2CD Booklet Art
Madonna’s greatest hits CD, Celebration, was released in parts of Europe today. As such, every Madonna stan and excitable tween with an Internet connection has been rushing to release as much of the album and its art as possible. One interesting thing that was released today was the Celebration CD album artwork. The graphics for [...]
Madonna Collapses Twice Onstage in Bulgaria
The Sun is reporting that Madonna was seen collapsing onstage twice, during Saturday’s Sticky & Sweet show in Sofia, Bulgaria. The 51-year-old singer was working her thing and grinding her hips into submission. Then, in a video on TheSun.co.uk, the star appears to lose consciousness and faint on the shoulder of one of her dancers. [...]
