THAT’S AN ORDER YELLED WITH THE FORCE OF A GOOP EDICT. I wouldn’t believe this story, but it nicely bookends a week of passive-aggression toward inanimate objects and terse comments directed at randoms. First Madonna was mean about the hydrangeas thing. Then her rep gave the world’s most ludicrous explanation, saying, ‘The hydrangea incident is [...]
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And Then Madonna Killed All The Hydrangeas…
Madonna spent the whole of last week being catty to Lady Caca and barring that she was left being mean to inanimate objects when a reporter handed her a bunch of flowers of which she did not approve. Asked WTF Madonna’s problem was with hydrangeas, Madonna’s ridiculous rep Liz Rosenberg strung the following ludicrous passive-aggressive words [...]
Madonna Defends Her Right To Hate Hydrangeas
Madonna went to ground as her people cleaned up the mess from the 2011 Hydrangea Massacre. In what was possibly the funniest video I’ve ever seen, Madonna passive-aggressively mocked a reporter who handed her a bunch of flowers. BECAUSE F**K HIM, THAT’S WHY. Realising their client is Madonna, her rep responded as follows: ‘She’s entitled [...]
Madonna Absolutely Loathes Your Hydrangeas
Madonna will consume your soul and destroy everything you’ve ever loved if you buy her hydrangeas. This video is from the weekend as Madonna sat on a panel for a Venice Film Festival press conference. The singer was handed a bunch of flowers as she secretly wished death on the pandering fan’s entire family. Not [...]
Madonna Didn’t Get A New Out Magazine Cover
Above is Madonna’s OUT cover, which is ‘new’ only in so far as it’s been released this week. Britney Spears covered OUT this month too, and showed her crotch tattoos on the day we learnt she wanted to be an entertainment lawyer as a kid. At the same time as Spears, it was also announced [...]
Kelly Osbourne Material Girl Adverts Released
Kelly Osbourne was confirmed a few weeks ago as the face of Material Girl. The fashion line is the creation of Madonna and daughter Lourdes Leon, although the name’s hardly original and probably isn’t theirs to use (not that that’s ever stopped Madonna). Leon wrote on the line’s blog that Material Girl was looking for [...]
