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Madonna and Dolce & Gabbana MDG Sunglasses

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 16:35:27 +0000

Madonna is designing eyewear for Dolce & Gabanna. I wish she were just designing regular eyeglasses, so that I could shoehorn in a joke about how she needs the glasses to find little orphan children to steal/ find oily quasi-DJs to molest. She has no reason to make life that much easier for me, and she hasn’t.

The sunglasses, which bear the letter M on the arm, mark the first co-branded collaboration that the design duo [D&G] has ever undertaken. Madonna, who fronts this season’s Dolce & Gabbana campaign, also stars in the advertising images. They were shot by Steven Klein, and will be released in May to coincide with the launch. [All About Madonna]

She’s branching out with her fashion designing, following creative projects like her line at H&M that saw stores damn near raped by over-excitable fans who wanted to get a piece of their idol. I always expect to hate these things, as they’re almost always lazily slapped together and look like twice ran over, dried, you know what. But these aren’t hideous. I’ll have you know, these aren’t hideous at all. It’s a revelation! Pics above show her modelling, and close-ups.

Madonna Louis Vuitton Ad Before Photoshopping

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:12:13 +0000

Madonna must have angered the Photoshop Gods when she threw baby Jesus back into the holy water. The singer is having a heck of a time of it right now. Not that she is probably aware of this fact as she is reportedly getting her groove on with another barely-legal pile of abs with a modelling contract. Madonna possibly having a man-hating lump of coal where her heart should be, to one side for a moment… can we take a second to address all of these Photoshop leaks?

I don’t happen to find man-privates half as amusing as I find pictures of other women’s boobies so I skipped posting the picture of Jesus Luz’s crooked, leaking weiner; the focus of said picture being Madonna’s weathered and puffy face. Well, I think that was her face. You tell me. It kind of looks like a deflated balloon with Madonna v2.0’s face on it. It’s like someone had let all the air out, cocked her wig to an angle, and instructed her to suck all the juice out of an imaginary lemon. The above is the second photo leaked in as many weeks, in which Madonna looks like she was pulled out of bed for the shoot.

A mysterious someone leaked a photo of Madonna, before being retouched for the fall 2009 Louis Vuitton campaign. The singer can be seen reclining in the same chair, in the same outfit but slightly different pose. She is Photoshopped within just about an inch of her life. Though, honestly, I thought the campaign posters were hilarious before the alleged unretouched photo was leaked.

In the gallery you can see each image in its extra large/ HQ format. Click on each image to get a closer look. There are also further images showing Madonna behind-the-scenes of the shoot, with Marc Jacobs, looking fresher than above.

Image credit to Louis Vuitton, Cele|Bitcty, NY Mag, Jezebel, and Sassy Bella.

Madonna Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010 Photos

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:51:54 +0000

Madonna is the face, arms, and thighs-of-death for Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010. The photos can be seen in the print version of the new Italian Vanity Fair.

The mother of four took a brief pause after being dropped, like carb-bloat at Lindsay Lohan’s house, from the Louis Vuitton campaign. As horrific as the LV advertisements were, they were better and more original than this boring ass shish. There are several photos, which show the singer doing her dishes, eating her lunch, and picking her crack. It would be more honest of them to just admit that they broke into her house, unannounced, and started snapping away. One assumes they then sloped off, after taking the shots, to sprinkle them with the classy-black-and-whites (to make it look more sessy and less YAWN-some).

The remaining two photos can be found below, if you can stand the excitement.

Image credit to Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010 campaign , thanks to Mama Pop.

Madonna Dropped from Louis Vuitton Adverts

Amy Grindhouse — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 14:48:32 +0000

Madonna has been dropped by purse-pimps Louis Vuitton. The luxury brand dropped the singer in favour of a younger model. By younger, I assume they mean cheaper. This bish whoring out your bags with her bendy, bendy old lady legs wrapped around her head can’t have come cheap.

Louis Vuitton’s spokesho confirmed to a bunch of confused people that LV would be using someone else’s crotch to promote their line of handbags. Madonna was persuaded by her friend, the label’s creative director Marc Jacobs, to become the brand figurehead. She starred in two much-talked about campaigns, both of which looked like her album covers but with her wearing heavily-branded panties.

Lara Stone, the 25-year-old girlfriend of British comic David Walliams, will be the face for the label’s Spring/ Summer 2010 promotional campaign.

Further photos from one of the two Madonna Louis Vuitton campaigns.

Image credit to Louis Vuitton. Story & info. OK! UK, The Mirror UK.

Madonna to Buy NYC Apartment for Jesus Luz

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 05:39:29 +0000

Madonna is, according to reports, set to officially adopt Jesus Luz. Oh, wait, that’s not right. That’s not right at all. Madonna is reported to be buying a flat, with the value of up to £1.7 million in NYC, for young love, Jesus Luz.

The singer and her 23-year-old model love have been dating for a little while now, initially behind closed doors and now out in the open. According to The Sun Madonna thinks that despite their romance it’s still too soon for Luz to move into her home with her children. So, she is said to be financing Luz moving into a home near hers. Specifically, she wants her boy toy to be within walking distance, day or night, should she want to see him.

More details and photos of the pair together in NYC earlier this year, below.

Madonna is buying toyboy lover Jesus Luz a £1.7 million gaff in New York. The Queen Of Pop has decided it’s a bit too early for the model to move in with her and the kids. In other words, there was no room at the inn for Jesus. But Madge wants her new fella to live within walking distance of her £25million townhouse in the Upper East Side and is willing to pay for the, ahem, pleasure. The singer has given her estate agents the nod to sort him a flat. It will be in his name even though she is coughing up the huge wedge to buy it.

A source said: “Em is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved… She’s told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought… She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.” Jesus must feel like he can walk on water. He has landed on his feet big time, even if it means making the beast with two backs with a woman old enough to be his mum. (via The Sun)

Image via ECI/ Flynet Pictures. Story & info The Sun via Cele|Bitchy.

Guy Ritchie is Still Singing Madonna’s Praises

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:50:05 +0000

Guy Ritchie may be off the leash, but his ex-wife Madonna still clearly has his baby-maker in a vice. The movie director, who has been replaced by 23-year-old Jesus Luz, has spoken in the November issue of Esquire magazine about how he really feels about Madonna.

Despite their eight-year marriage imploding quite spectacularly and at the time rather acrimoniously, Ritchie seems not to want to badmouth his ex-wife. Other than when he uses the word retarded during his interview, sneakily, hoping speed-readers would take his comment out of context.

Guy Ritchie’s quote and photos of him and Madonna back in 2008 are below.

On the one hand, the film director said in the November issue of Esquire magazine, “I still love her.” On the other, he added, “but she’s retarded too.” Maybe he meant the latter comment as a reference to her exaggerated youth. “She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” he said. “Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23 year old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.” (via NY Daily News and Esquire)

Image credit to Matrix/ Flynet Pictures.

Madonna Celebration CD and 2CD Booklet Art

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:53:01 +0000

Madonna’s greatest hits CD, Celebration, was released in parts of Europe today.

As such, every Madonna stan and excitable tween with an Internet connection has been rushing to release as much of the album and its art as possible. One interesting thing that was released today was the Celebration CD album artwork.

The graphics for the single and double CD and booklets can be seen below.

Madonna Celebration album booklet art for single CD (1CD).

Madonna Celebration album booklet art for double CD (2CD).

Image credit to AllAboutMadonna.com via ONTD.

Madonna Collapses Twice Onstage in Bulgaria

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:07:21 +0000

The Sun is reporting that Madonna was seen collapsing onstage twice, during Saturday’s Sticky & Sweet show in Sofia, Bulgaria.

The 51-year-old singer was working her thing and grinding her hips into submission. Then, in a video on TheSun.co.uk, the star appears to lose consciousness and faint on the shoulder of one of her dancers. Being a badass and a professional, she is seen trying to soldier on and to get through the show.

The two bouts of illness came as she continued the rendition of Holiday, before reportedly walking off stage during Spanish Lesson after falling ill again.

A source tells The Sun, “Madonna was really worried backstage. She had to sit down for a longer break than usual between songs. She refused to end the show after the Holiday dizzy spell. It turns out she is suffering from exhaustion. She is anemic.” The insider adds, “She was advised to postpone the last two shows for a few days, but logistics and stubbornness stopped her. She’ll do them and then take a rest.” (via The Sun)

Image credit to ANG/Fame Pictures.

Madonna Celebration Video w/ Jesus & Lourdes

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:19:33 +0000

Madonna Celebration video which features Jesus Luz & Lourdes cameos.

Madonna has released a video for Celebration. This is the first single to be taken from an upcoming album of the same title. This particular video is not to my taste, though of course her lubed up stans will be wetting their panties over this today.

There are mixed reports about this clip. According to our BFFs at WeArePopSlags, the above may not be the final promo, strictly speaking. According to their report, fans were disappointed by it and confused as to why a remix of the song had been used. A second video is expected somewhere in the next two weeks. That second promo will reportedly feature Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter, dressed like her mother from the Like a Virgin era (image below).

Celebration will be available to download exclusively through the Apple iTunes store for free for the next 48 hours. Celebration is available for free download until September 3, 2009.

Madonna’s greatest hits, Celebration, is set for a September 29, 2009 release in the U.S. and is available to pre-order now on iTunes.

Lourdes, the daughter of Madonna dressed in Like a Virgin costume.

A Madonna Sex Tape is for Sale

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:03:14 +0000

Madonna has to brace herself for the release of a 1992 sex tape, according to The UK’s Mirror newspaper.

The singer is now 50 and rather sinewy. However, back in 1992 she was slightly less so and some say, at the peak of her hotness. The Madonna sex tape, if it hits the net, is going to be downloaded illegally like a free bootleg Harry Potter movie. The download of the Madonna sex tape is not available as yet, hence no stills or spoilers, but we do know that it is up for grabs at auction.

The tape is one of several items; including several of her old X-rated video tapes, voice messages and love letters that are about to be made public.

The intimate items are going up for grabs in an online auction. The personal artifacts – including two micro cassette tapes of answering machine messages and 21 faxed letters – shine the spotlight on her romance with former minder Jim Albright. He started work as her bodyguard in 1992 and mixed business with pleasure for two years. (via The Mirror)

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