Madonna is designing eyewear for Dolce & Gabanna. I wish she were just designing regular eyeglasses, so that I could shoehorn in a joke about how she needs the glasses to find little orphan children to steal/ find oily quasi-DJs to molest. She has no reason to make life that much easier for me, and [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Madonna’
Madonna Louis Vuitton Ad Before Photoshopping
Madonna must have angered the Photoshop Gods when she threw baby Jesus back into the holy water. The singer is having a heck of a time of it right now. Not that she is probably aware of this fact as she is reportedly getting her groove on with another barely-legal pile of abs with a [...]
Madonna Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010 Photos
Madonna is the face, arms, and thighs-of-death for Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010. The photos can be seen in the print version of the new Italian Vanity Fair.
The mother of four took a brief pause after being dropped, like carb-bloat at Lindsay Lohan’s house, from the Louis Vuitton campaign. As horrific as the LV advertisements [...]
Madonna Dropped from Louis Vuitton Adverts
Madonna has been dropped by purse-pimps Louis Vuitton. The luxury brand dropped the singer in favour of a younger model. By younger, I assume they mean cheaper. This bish whoring out your bags with her bendy, bendy old lady legs wrapped around her head can’t have come cheap.
Louis Vuitton’s spokesho confirmed to a bunch of [...]
Madonna to Buy NYC Apartment for Jesus Luz
Madonna is, according to reports, set to officially adopt Jesus Luz. Oh, wait, that’s not right. That’s not right at all. Madonna is reported to be buying a flat, with the value of up to £1.7 million in NYC, for young love, Jesus Luz.
The singer and her 23-year-old model love have been dating for a [...]
Guy Ritchie is Still Singing Madonna’s Praises
Guy Ritchie may be off the leash, but his ex-wife Madonna still clearly has his baby-maker in a vice. The movie director, who has been replaced by 23-year-old Jesus Luz, has spoken in the November issue of Esquire magazine about how he really feels about Madonna.
Despite their eight-year marriage imploding quite spectacularly and at the [...]
