FINALLY - all the hair-pulling and eye-poking can stop - Madonna and Guy Rich Tea (my favourite brand of biscuit) have reached a divorce settlement [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Guy will be walking away from the marriage with NONE of Madonna’s $600 million fortune - BY CHOICE!
Let us examine this for one moment… Guy Rich Tea [...]

*Sigh* [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
I was all set to pack up my ish and move to the US with you guys, but those mother-effers just poked a huge hole in my plans!
My dreams of live-blogging Cheeto Spears and Asshat Timberlake taking stage with The Vadge and then getting bored and just screwing again for old [...]

I’m so excited right now that I am thinking of emigration over to the US to take FULL advantage of this latest pop-development… Madonna is bringing Brit Brit and Justin together on stage, for her tour [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to reports, Madge ‘The Vadge’, Cheeto Spears and Asshat Timberlake will all be performing together [...]

Doesn’t he know them’s fighting words? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
In his latest vocal and admirably concerted effort to p*ss off a high-profile celebrity, Donald ‘The Donald’ Trump a.k.a. Comb-over McGee, has taken a potshot at Madonna!
Why he has chosen to talk smack about someone who eats men for breakfast is a little outside of what [...]

Since it seems that Madonna and her soon-to-be-ex, Guy Ritchie cannot settle their pending divorce like civilised adults, who wants to pull up a chair and watch them eye-poke and pull at each others hair? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
During her Boston concert, last night, before performing her song “Miles Away”, Madonna gave Rich Tea and [...]

Well it seems that the Gossip Super Friends were right! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
The EPIC gossip-gang, comprising The Sun newspaper and the b*tches behind the perpetual KMart Spears pregnancy rumours, have had their evil way, once again. I mean, really… as if it weren’t bad enough that they had just convinced the world that there [...]