Lindsay Lohan missed one of her court-ordered anti-shoplifting classes because I made fun of her jacked meth teeth. RadarOnline.com claims Lohan was ‘mortified’ at people’s reactions to her grill at the THQ gaming event October 12. ‘Lindsay just didn’t realize how bad the problem had become,’ a source told RadarOnline. ‘When the photos came out [...]
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Lindsay Lohan 40 Mins Late To Morgue Service
Because no f**ks are given and because she faced no real consequences for failing to comply with the terms of her probation, Lindsay Lohan didn’t show for her mandatory morgue community service yesterday. At the live stream of the 40-minute hearing yesterday, lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley insisted that Lohan already registered at the morgue and [...]
Lindsay Lohan Smokes Pipe With Meth Or Crack?
I sort of covered this already, since Michael Lohan suggested in an interview with HollywoodLife.com that his daughter was smoking narcotics. After giving similar statements to X17Online.com and RadarOnline.com, Lohan told HollywoodLife that ‘There’s been a lot of controversial things said about Lindsay’s teeth. Anyone in the rehab business knows what the cause of that [...]
Lindsay Lohan Violated Probation, Put In Cuffs
I was going to skip this because it’s tedious to watch celebrities be slapped on the wrist as their lawyers get them off on technicalities. However, that wasn’t really the case today and I’m happy I watched the live stream of Lindsay Lohan’s case on TMZ. Lohan arrived to court after getting her roots done [...]
Lindsay Lohan Does Charity & Last Minute Class
Lindsay Lohan waited until the night before to cram in another class ahead of today’s 10 a.m. PDT/ 1 p.m. EST court date. We already know her excuses to the court about her slack community service efforts will be paparazzi intrusion and uncooperative staff at Downtown Women’s where she felt the service was ‘not fulfilling’ [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Father Noticed Her Meth Teeth
Lindsay Lohan’s father ran to two outlets, offering both ‘exclusive’ statements within three-hours of each other that were the same sentiment reworded. Michael Lohan ran to X17Online.com telling them his daughter needs to be sent to rehab following her 10 a.m PDT court date: ‘I think the two things Lindsay needs are long term rehab [...]
