Someone else has found enough crumples singles in the back of their strang to pay Lindsay Lohan’s dealer. It’s really only Monday going into Tuesday morning and so it’s not such a concern Lohan blew off community service at the LA County Morgue on Monday to attend a photo shoot for which I’d bet my own [...]
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Is Lindsay Lohan Exploited By Enabler Friends?
Last week, Lindsay Lohan’s crack-pupils darted frantically around a Los Angeles County Superior Court room where she was reprimanded and her probation revoked for crack-shenanigans in the first degree. Her lawyer tried to get the 25-year-old off on a series of technicalities but, luckily, Judge Stefanie Saunter wasn’t an excitable star-f**ker looking to get Lohan off in [...]
Dina Lohan Denies Writing Book About Lindsay
Earlier today, TMZ.com ran a story (that I still believe, incidentally) about Dina Lohan shilling a negative tell-all about Lindsay Lohan. The book was little more than a draft prologue, which TMZ purported to have excerpted: ‘I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for [a] new found lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging [...]
Lindsay Lohan Arrives At Morgue 90 Mins Early
Despite yesterday’s excuses about not being able to find the entrance to a building for 40 minutes, even though she’d been there before, Lindsay Lohan was on time for today’s start time. Lohan had a 7 a.m. start and she arrived at 5:35 a.m. this morning. That’s nearly 90 minutes early. Lohan covered her crack-weave [...]
Dina Lohan Writing Book About Lindsay Lohan
It’s about time, you can’t be an accredited pimp-momager without shilling a book about your child’s drug addiction, alcoholism, and how her demons are everyone else’s fault. Moreover, from the prologue draft seen by TMZ.com that was yet to be proofread, everyone in Lindsay Lohan’s life is an enabler except her mother. At least that’s [...]
Lindsay Lohan Lied About Why She Was Late
Lindsay Lohan lied about her reason for turning up late to community service at the morgue. Lohan was 40-minutes late for her first day. After 20 or 30 minutes, Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told the press Lohan was technically a no-show. She arrived shortly after, but was turned away. Lohan’s rep Steve Honig told [...]
