Lindsay Lohan has convinced the living people at the morgue that she’s a class act. The corpses are yet to be won over. It’s being reported by Lohan family-mouthpiece TMZ.com, that Lohan has been light on the crack shenanigans, heavy on the ‘Yes sir, no sir,’ using her grown-up outside voice. The general consensus, at [...]
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Lindsay Lohan’s Marilyn Monroe Playboy Shoot
Lindsay Lohan’s January/February 2012 issue of Playboy Magazine will be on newsstands in December. We won’t get to see her cracked ginger biscuits, because she messed up her nude shoot. Playboy discarded the original photos, slapped some lingerie on her, and settled on a Marilyn Monroe theme. I wish I were kidding but Lohan’s rep and [...]
Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Scared’ And ‘Cold’ In Jail
Lindsay Lohan spent less than five-hours in jail Sunday night through Monday morning. Jail officials admitted beforehand she’d be out so quickly there’d be no time to change her clothes. She wasn’t even there long enough to eat anything. Moreover, the only reason she spent hours and not minutes in jail is a slight booking [...]
Lindsay Lohan Released After 4.5 Hours In Jail
Lindsay Lohan was booked into Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA Sunday at 8:48 p.m. PST. As reported earlier, this was the waste of taxpayer money recidivist theater where Lohan would literally be in the facility long enough to be booked before her release. This is the sentence Lohan chose for herself, that included weeks [...]
Lindsay Lohan Under The Influence At Playboy?
This one’s completely speculative and it’s from a tabloid. So feel free to skip this one if you’re feeling at all ‘pics, or didn’t happen.’ It’s reported by Star Magazine… I know… that Lindsay Lohan was a dry husk of a crack mess on the set of her Playboy shoot. Bear in mind, Playboy sources [...]
Lindsay Lohan Invited Herself To Another Party
Lindsay Lohan invited herself to another party. Back during NY Fashion Week, the 25-year-old banged a married, now 40-year-old venue owner after being denied entry to an event at his hotel. They made out, in view of the paparazzi. Later that night, he personally escorted her in. I guess there wasn’t anyone she could blow [...]
