Posts Tagged ‘Lohan’

Lindsay Lohan has opened up about her reasons for wanting to be famous, from such a young age.

Says the 22-year-old, ’Seeing Britney Spears when I was 13 years old, I was like, I want to be chased by the paparazzi. Little did I know. It’s so strange and surreal.’

Meanwhile, the newly single star, 22, has hinted in the Metro UK that she may move to London in a bid to escape all the unwanted attention.

Lohan says, ‘I like Notting Hill a lot. I also often stay with a friend in Chelsea. I’d move there tomorrow. I prefer London of New York. The people are less judgemental.’

Image credit to Splash News.

Lindsay Lohan Dropped Off At Club By Mother (video)

Last night, Lindsay Lohan was dropped off at a booze pit, by her awesome mother, Dina. I thought my mother was amazing for just buying me booze, but never did she do anything as amazing as dropping me off at a bar, thus fuelling my closeted drinking problem.

Whilst I retire, to harangue my mother for her fail grasp of how to fuel alcoholism, check out the video above, courtesy of Hollywood.TV on YouTube.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s stupid, childish Twitter flame war was just too puerile to post up yesterday, in its entirety. I love inanity and behaviour that would barely become a tween as much as the next person, but what in the world are a grown couple doing fighting and splitting on Twitter.

Well, whatever, the annoying pair have managed to break away from each other and are now officially over. And this is completely different to the umpteen other times that they have rowed and split up. This time, a social network and Lily Allen were involved, so you know that it’s for yo’!

On Friday, Hohan was denied entry to a party hosted by the Ronson family. To add insult to injury, the Ronsons are confirmed to be seeking a restraining order to keep Ho away.

Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall told US Magazine yesterday,“They were directed to the court to get a restraining order.”

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan ‘Labor Pains’ official movie trailer

Lindsay Lohan’s new movie ‘Labor Pains’ is fail. Rather than a big nationwide release in the US, the film will instead premiere on ABC Family in July, followed by a release on DVD.

Is it 1985 or something, this latest news from the camp of Lohan has meant that I am suddenly transported back to a time when B-Listers paid their rent by turning tricks by night, but keeping it clean and making straight-to-video movies by day. 

Speaking of which, this is so pathetic, I bet it is not even some straight to DVD thing really, but rather straight to Betamax or something. HoHan’s career is a shipment of fail right now. In the age of BlueRay and digital, HoHan is only worthy of me talking about her crappy films on a 1980s flex. ’Shipment of Fail: The Movie’, will not be playing in US theaters. Rather, on TV and then straight to Betamax.

Was there some petition that I missed putting my John Hancock on, that called for the eyes of America to be saved from the XXL fail that would have been ‘Labour Pains’ on a cinema screen? You bitches leave me out of everything!

Lindsay Lohan has been spending money like a crazy person, this despite the fact that she lands as many parts as Mischa Barton and is about a popular on screen. The formerly cute and formerly rather wealthy starlet has reportedly been living far beyond her means in an attempt to keep up with the showbiz Jonses.

She has long been reported to be out of money and living on credit/ money from her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Rather than go out and get some new acting jobs on the big screen or even stoop so low as to submit to an existence on the small screen Ho has become content with bar-hopping, standing next to SamRo as she DJs and attending fashion shows in a way not intended to be ironic.

A friend of hers told the NY Daily News, “Lindsay is spending like crazy! She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash.”

They continue, “The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”

Some of this chick’s recent and indulgent purchases include a $30K Rolex and a new Maserati which is worth around $100K. In the recession, that could be about enough to buy at least like 20 new houses and keep her girlfriend in clean knickers, but understandably La Diva thought bling was far more pertinent in these tough economic times.

Image credit to London Ent / Splash News.