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Lindsay Lohan Was Against Going Nude In 2005

Before her mother co-signed on the precursor to a career in adult movies, Lindsay Lohan had scruples and denounced nudity as a way to bolster one’s career. There’s an old interview from 2005 that’s reared its ugly head, when she was 19-years-old and promoting Herbie Fully Loaded. In it the actress, when she was still an actress not a glorified escort and adult model, said she’d NEVER go nude because it’s desperate, tacky, and indicative of the state of an actress’ career. Moreover, she opined, there were more fruitful and classy ways to show your talents. Bear in mind, her first crotch shots weren’t too long after what now reads as sanctimony: ‘You’ll never see me in a nude scene. I think there’s a way to for those kinds of things to be tastefully done and you don’t need to show that, and I don’t think that’s what is needed to win someone an Oscar. For me… I think there are other things you can do to show people that you have talent.’

Specifically, in the 2005 interview with Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush, Lohan denounced movie nudity. It was six years before she begged for the role of lead cumbucket in Inferno… and got demoted to a bit-part with nudity in Gotti.

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Lindsay Lohan Full Frontal Nude Playboy Shoot

Lindsay Lohan took her little sister to the Playboy shoot that their mother co-signed and was quick to brag about when asked by X17Online.com. This was the shoot for which Lohan was FULL-FRONTAL nude, according to TMZ.com today (although E! insisted she was clothed). The shoot took four days, wrapping Tuesday, in a Beverley Hills mansion the 25-year-old got a quote for cleaning and at which she may have ransacked the couch cushions for discarded change (her hours of rooting for pennies were fruitless). TMZ’s sources say Lohan’s shilling ‘boobs, ass, and vag,’ classy on all counts. So let’s pretend you can’t Google her boobs in nude shoots and her crotch in that years-long crotch-shot period she went through at the same time as Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Apparently, Lohan ‘insisted’ the photos be ‘tastefully done’ before she disrobed entirely with her kid sister in the building. It would be a wonder if we didn’t find out tomorrow her mother and teenage sister were in the room as she disrobed and spread em’ for her adult movie prep. I mean, that’s what’s going on here, right? Isn’t the actress making this sadder on purpose so the first chapter of her late-in-life bio will be more dramatic and worth the crumpled singles paid for the movie rights.

Dina Lohan Confirms Lindsay’s Playboy Shoot

Sort of. When asked by X17Online.com for comment on the Playboy shoot at a Beverly Hills mansion Monday and Tuesday, Dina Lohan replied ‘The photo shoot went well.’ Which is more than the non-comments anyone else extracted from her rep and the magazine itself. Thus far, there’s no Playboy-issued information about the shoot. It’s all source reports. Sources say Lindsay’s posing for the January issue, the cover. But sources disagree whether it’s a nude shoot; TMZ’s sources say it’s nude, E!’s sources say it’s clothed. Well, pimp momager Dina knows about the shoot and appears to support her daughter’s final step before p0rn movies. The 25-year-old will earn close to $1,000,000 for two-days work.

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Shoot Earns Near Million

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly posing for Playboy in a shoot Monday and Tuesday. It would appear this is the photo shoot for which she was spotted at a Beverly Hills Mansion recently by X17Online.com’s photographers (X17Online updated its original story to reflect this). Before catching up with her crack-shenanigans on TMZ.com, I was honestly at a loss who had enough crumpled singles down their strang to be able to pay for Lohan’s much-needed veneers. But multiple outlets are reporting it’s Playboy. Lohan originally wanted $1,000,000 to get out her goodies (baring in mind you can Google the top half for free). The deal has been worked out over the last few months as Lohan’s lawyer sat in court WHAAAing about how Lohan couldn’t get paid work in the US. Lohan turned down the original offer of $750,000. Playboy eventually came back with an offer close to $1,000,000, but not quite the full asking price (so between $750K and $1million) for which she’ll probably on the cover. Lohan’s rep played dumb, telling TMZ and E! Online: ‘I can neither confirm nor deny at this time.’ A rep for Playboy responded to E! Online, leaving TMZ in the cold (TMZ were also four-hours behind), saying, ‘We don’t comment on rumors about who may or may not be posing for the magazine…if anything changes, I’ll be sure to let you know.’ Ugh. Moreover, E!’s sources and TMZ’s don’t agree whether it’s a nude shoot. E!’s sources says it’s a non-nude for the January issue. TMZ’s say it’s nude for an unconfirmed issue. We’ll see, a January cover would be released within weeks.

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Lindsay Lohan Earning Her Crumpled Singles

Someone else has found enough crumples singles in the back of their strang to pay Lindsay Lohan’s dealer. It’s really only Monday going into Tuesday morning and so it’s not such a concern Lohan blew off community service at the LA County Morgue on Monday to attend a photo shoot for which I’d bet my own coke money she was on time for (Lohan’s only obliged to attend two-days per week at the morgue according to X17Online.com who noted Monday’s absence). I don’t have the photos, but at X17Online you can see Lohan walking around the grounds of a Beverly Hills mansion she’s two bounced checks away from cleaning. It’s not yet clear for whom she’ll be posing, but this will add to the Twitter shills and public appearances she’s been overcharging for according to the New York Post.

Is Lindsay Lohan Exploited By Enabler Friends?

Last week, Lindsay Lohan’s crack-pupils darted frantically around a Los Angeles County Superior Court room where she was reprimanded and her probation revoked for crack-shenanigans in the first degree. Her lawyer tried to get the 25-year-old off on a series of technicalities but, luckily, Judge Stefanie Saunter wasn’t an excitable star-f**ker looking to get Lohan off in exchange for a signed Mean Girls DVD. The next day, she showed up 40-mins late to court-ordered community service only for her rep to lie about how late she was and the reason for her lateness. Then, doing better but still not knowing how to tell time, she was 85 minutes early the next day. The same week, her father alleged meth or crack use from smoking a pipe. And her mother reportedly wrote a negative tell-all about the actress and how her drug/ alcohol issues were everyone else’s fault (which she sort-of denied with an oddly-worded denial that really denied nothing).

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