Posts Tagged ‘Lohan’

As I mentioned in yesterday’s link list, this weekend’s Lindsay Lohan rumours were obviously-untrue. It’s kind of amazing to me how many people ran with this story. It was from the UK’s Daily Mirror who generate stories using MadLibs and randomly-picked Scrabble letters. The newspaper claimed Lohan may enter the British reality show house where Tara Reid appeared after her fake wedding. However, rep Steve Honig denies the obvious: ‘She is not doing Big Brother; this was a rumor.’ Moreover, she’s not f**ked up her community service yet: ‘She has been diligently going to the morgue and is ahead of her community service schedule. Her issue of Playboy is out in a few weeks and a few movie deals are expected in the next month or so.’ ‘Movie deals’ means ‘more softcore porn.’

There was a random story full of crack crumbs, yesterday, that I had to ignore because I just vacuumed my carpet. It was about Courtney Love supposedly claiming she was the sober coach of Lindsay Lohan. Which is about in line with the other addict stories this week, like Charlie Sheen returning to the motherland for a white Christmas. According to RadarOnline.com, in the new issue of Details, Love says she took the role because ‘because nobody else will. She’s further down the line than I was, because there was no TMZ then. I’m like ‘Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!” However, don’t worry, that whole conversation was just Love’s reaction to some bad uppers. Since, you know, it never happened. Lohan denied the story, telling GossipCop.com ‘She’s not.’ Moreover, the anecdotes weren’t in the Details‘ article (the story goes online Friday).

Lindsay Lohan’s crack weave had the crack shrapnel brushed out of it by a professional, this weekend. Lohan shared this image on her Twitter as she readied to shoot with Terry Richardson for an upcoming issue of LOVE Magazine. She hasn’t worked steadily in years and there are more recent mug shots of her than paparazzi pictures. But, she’s still scoring shoots in Uncle Terry’s basement.