In all likelihood, unemployed, addict recidivist Lindsay Lohan will remain free to flout the law another day despite violating the terms of her probation. Lohan’s next court date is 10 a.m. PDT Wednesday and TMZ.com reports that the probation dept. is siding with the actress and will recommend she NOT go back to jail for [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Was Only Procrastinating, Folks
Lindsay Lohan only left her community service duties until the last minute because she was busy finding a dentist in her dealer’s neighbourhood. She’s been dragging her heels over this service for months. Depending on whether you believe TMZ.com or RadarOnline.com, Lohan has completed either 21 or 60 of a total 480 community service hours [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Rep Worth His Weight In Coke
This is going to be circuitous, but then so is Page Six’s report on Lindsay Lohan’s crack-shenanigans from last week’s THQ gaming event. According to P6 and the man himself, Lohan’s chronically-underemployed rep Steve Honig has been ordering the 25-year-old’s favourite clubs to not play songs by mediocre rapper Pitbull, whom she’s suing over his [...]
Lindsay Lohan Says The Media Is Picking On Her
Lindsay Lohan claims reports about her, by TMZ.com, RadarOnline.com and others, from the past 24-hours, are works of fiction spread only to defame her. It was first reported by TMZ that Lohan was kicked out of her community service at the Downtown Women’s Center. Lohan reportedly claimed the staff were abrasive and ‘mean.’ DWC claimed [...]
Lindsay Lohan Kicked Out Of Community Service
Lindsay Lohan was kicked out of her Downtown Women’s Center community service for failing to stick to the court’s and their rules. Judge Stephanie Saunter ordered Lohan to complete 360 hours at DWC and be ‘reliable, non-disruptive, and serve at least 4 hours at a time.’ A source at DWC tells TMZ.com, ‘Lindsay blew off [...]
Random Doctor Explains Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth
A random doctor, who’s never treated Lindsay Lohan, has spoken to RadarOnline.com about the state of the 25-year-old’s meth teeth. This person’s not a very good tooth doctor, says Santana, because they failed to note ‘meth’ as one of the things destroying Lohan’s mouth. However, there are some other theories about why the teeth are [...]
