Michael Lohan may face jail over leaked phone calls in which he was talking to Dina Lohan.

Michael Lohan sold tapes of assorted private conversations between himself and the mother of his children. Dina Lohan is understandably less than pleased and she revealed to TMZ that the phone calls could land he ex-husband in jail.

Dina Lohan says calls made in 2008 violate a protective order from 2005, which bans Michael from communicating with her by email or phone until 2011. Dina has been looking into her legal options and worst case scenario, depending on how you look at it, Michael could end up doing time for violating the order.

Image credit to Adam Duritz. Story & info. TMZ and TMZ TV.

Lindsay Lohan is a cutter, confirms Dina Lohan.

There has been speculation about the many wounds and marks up Lindsay Lohan’s arms. For example, late September this year, photos of the actress hanging by the pool in a white bikini with several suspicious marks up her arm were revealed. The 23-year-old talks about this kind of thing as often as she talks about her drug use, so her acts of cutting are not often reported.

In a recorded conversation between her parents, attention-seeker Dina Lohan and king of all daddy douches Micheal, Lindsay’s secret is revealed. The 2008 conversation covers how Lindsay is a big bundle of problems. The rest of the conversation is intolerable nonsense, including denials that any emotional issues are the fault of good old fashion neglectful parenting.

Photos from late September, showing Lindsay Lohan is still cutting herself.

Image credit to Hollywood Dame. Story via OK! magazine and Radar Online.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted after having applied far, far too many layers of fake tan, once again.

The actress is usually suspected of swimming in fake bake, but she seems to have gone one step further this time.

The star looks even more orange than usual, as she seems be intravenously administering her own line of fake tan. The nasty ill-fitting gold dress she is wearing only exacerbates the situation. That and the yellow, straw hair and the newly fluffed lips almost make this too much to handle.

Six photos of Lindsay Lohan and her fake bake, attending the Whitney Museum of American Art Gala in NY, yesterday.

Image and info credit to IC/ Flynet Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan has taken to a spot of pole-dancing, in what looks like an abandoned warehouse, to promote her Spring/ Summer 2010 line of leggings.

The 80s-style gear is being sold by 6126, which according to the Daily Mail, sells the leggings for between $60 and $132.

The photo above shows Lohan working her stuff in the world’s least sexy/ least safe strip club. I can’t bare to see the girl sell herself short. So, I’m off to phone Health & Safety about this venue. Lohan deserves to be in the highest grade of strip club there is, she’s a professional.

Image and story credit to The Daily Mail, NY Daily News & 6126.

To be clear this story originates from 2008 but it has come to people’s attention again as nothing sets the fans’ pulses racing like an unfathomable invasion of privacy.

AnimalNewYork.com and Gawker.com posted stories about how in 2008 and not on a coke-binge Lindsay Lohan made the choice to display her real phone number and email on her Facebook page. At the time she had 111 friends and went by the romantic assumed name Lindsay Ronson.

As this is the effing Internet, it should come as no surprise that the number got into the hands of some rather unsavoury people and they set about hacking into Lohan’s mailbox for sh*ts and giggles. Mostly sh*ts.

It was not all that hard to hack, the password to her mailbox was still at its default number of 1234. The number which, along with 0000, is the go-to for most phone companies. The same companies who assume that you will not go phone shopping under the influence and leave the security settings as they are out of the box.

In the video, above, by AnimalNY, you can hear strangers who happened upon the number. They beg her for her time by giving out their own numbers and one also gives out a MySpace. You also hear Michael Lohan calling and revealing that daughter Ali turned down an invite to spend time together. So he turns to oldest daughter Lindsay and is heard trying to woo her by telling her he stopped off at a roadside 7-11 and picked up a CD with her track on it. He even puts the phone to his car stereo speaker so she can her. Listen to the clip. It’s all kinds of pathetic.

Father of Lindsay, Michael Lohan, has made a grovelling and oddly-timed apology to Samantha Ronson.

Michael Lohan had been openly rather nasty and critical, of both his daughter and her partner, in the early stages of their relationship. He seems to have either had a change of heart or a swig of the happy sauce, as he now says he regrets making comments about the mighty SamRo. This may be something to do with sympathy, after the untimely passing of the couple’s close friend DJ AM, but it is more likely just to appease his ego as he has not been in the media in a hot minute.

“I want to say I’m sorry for anything negative I said about Sam. It was totally off-colour.” He said, as published in The Sun newspaper. ” I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay’s health and well-being. I really see Sam in a whole different light now.”

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan is considering doing a nude shoot for Playboy magazine.

The actress has been rumoured to be mulling over a $900,000 offer. Why on earth anyone would want to see her fake-bake streaks and her no no places that are only a Google away, is any one’s guess. But someone out there does not know how to right-click to save the existing Lohan nudity. They have come up with the genius idea of convincing Lohan to take it all off. Again.

Australian tabloid The Day claims the mag initially offered Lilo half a million to pose nude, but she turned it down.
But Playboy has reportedly upped the ante to $900K, and we hear she’s considering it! Sources say, “Playboy has been asking her for years, but it’s only now she’s excited about doing it.” (via Hollyscoop)

One can assume that Lohan needs the money, as she quite possibly has to pay $50,000 for breaking the lease on her rented property by vacating early. Oh, that and all those cokey dealers that she totally doesn’t owe ANY money to at all.

As you may know, the home of Lindsay Lohan was robbed a few days ago. Lohan’s house was robbed by three people on Sunday morning (August 23, 2009). This totally reminds me of the time Amy Winehouse was robbed. Everyone and their mother knew she’d been in St. Lucia for months and that no one was at her house. So, she got robbed blind. In the same manner, everyone and their mother knows that Lohan lives in a cardboard box outside of Samantha Ronson’s crib. As such, her house is an easy target, despite having a security system (which was turned off at the time I gather) and cameras.

Speaking of the cameras, the police have released footage of the three people in their late teens/ early 20s who broke in. The slender Caucasian suspects, two women and a men were reportedly aged 18-25. I tried not to lol when finding out they strolled in through an unlocked door in Lohan’s home. Yes, unlocked. Lohan is said to have returned home at around 3:00am (what’s new there) after attending a birthday party, to find that her place had been turned over. She waited for four hours and finally called the cops at 7:00am.

The police are asking for the help of the public to find the people who did this. The dumb bishes were caught on tape, so this shouldn’t be too hard, right? Lohan believes the robbery, the second on her Hollywood Hills home since May, is an inside job by a former friend. She may be right. It seems this person may know a little about the Hollywood set and have targeted another star also.

Yesterday, TMZ published photos taken from the security cameras of both Audrina Patridge and Lohan (directly below). Both robberies happened this year and if you look closely at the male on the left in both images, it seems their robber may have been the same person. The LAPD was the first to notice how similar the M.O.s were (for those who don’t watch CSI that’s the way criminal types set patterns in the way they go about their thievery). Both wore douche-wear and gained easy entry through unlocked doors. To add insult to injury Crazy Days and Nights had a Blind a little while ago suggesting this is what happens when cokewh*res don’t pay their dealers. Oh, the shame.

Video above, which appears to show Lohan’s home address (???) courtesy of the official LAPD YouTube channel. Yep. Know who the people in the video are, give enough of a crap to help, call Hollywood Burglary Detectives at (213) 972-2930, or visit lapdonline.org.

Lindsay Lohan has suddenly gotten far, far more plump lips.

Clean that filthy mind, you. Lohan appears to have gotten some sort of injections of perhaps a filler in her mouth. She’s gone from thin lips to a Jessica Simpson-style trout pout. The actress was spotted out yesterday, shopping in New York, when photographers noticed she looked like she had been smacked in the face.

This is the second drastic change after dying her hair blonde for a film role. Perhaps there are more physical changes to come, we shall see…

Image credit to CWNY/ Fame Pictures.

Lindsay Lohan did a cover shoot for the September 2009 issue of Elle, during which she seemed to do little more than bite her fingers and flick her hair. The star left the shoot in a state of disarray and according to various reports she was a bundle of drama from the second she walked through the door.

The Editor-in-chief of Elle, Lorraine Candy (mmm… candy) revealed that with all the madness and chaos Lohan caused on the set, she may not actually be welcome back to do a shoot again.

“Lindsay Lohan wrote me a note during this month’s cover shoot. It read: ‘Let’s do this again some time.’ I’ve put it on my office wall because, in all honesty, I don’t know if I could.” Candy wrote in the new issue. “This was the most unpredictable, and confusing shoot in my magazine career.”

“First, Lindsey was about to arrive. Then she was in Paris. She was almost on set, then she disappeared into her hotel room. She was ready for her interview, then she had to have a fake tan! But we got there.” (via Radar Online)