So I guess, by now, you are all aware that Lindsay Lohan was attacked by a PETA Member with a bag of flour, in what we shall call a ‘PETA-slapping’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
HoHan has been added to PETA’s hitlist, along with the Olsen twins, after wearing fur several times this year. Having worked up their [...]

Lindsay Lohan and her Siamese twinsy, DJ, Samantha Ronson, are apparently fighting after Lohan confessed that she missed peen [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Now, Lohan, being bi or lesbianese does not matter to me. Her chopping-and-changing who takes her fancy, every five seconds, is a slight cause for concern. Love is where you find it. I do believe. [...]

Lindsay Lohan can be seen in the video clip above (in the first 5-10 seconds) inarticulatly waxing-idiotic about the first ‘coloured President’ of the United States of America, Barack Obama [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Um, Lilo, there is a lot I can take from you, my dear; you pretending not to be Lesbianese, you making FAIL [...]

Lindsay Lohan has taken a break from her hectic flming schedule *chuckles* to blog on her MySpace [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Surgically attached other-half of DJ Samro, LiLo, has waited until the last second to show her political cards and call people to BARACK THE VOTE.
Sorry i haven’t blogged in a minute.. i’ve been traveling and [...]

Father of Lindsay, Michael Lohan, is rather eager for you to pay attention to him for the next 5-seconds plehz [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
It would be too damn easy to get away with just writing “Degenerate Says What…” as a headline for this post and then giving a quote below. However, you know how much [...]

I would love for the ever-so imaginative readers of this site to CAPTION THE IMAGE ABOVE of Ali Lohan [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
I was only looking to shove a pretty picture into this post and found this little beauty!
I hoped to distract people from today’s story that Johnny Wright - who has managed bands including [...]