Posts Tagged ‘LeAnn Rimes’

I’m going to give this its own post, rather than add to Monday’s post about the wedding pictures of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Because the outstanding levels of cray-cray cannot be easily added as a footnote. This needs room to stretch and breathe. Readers of this site already pointed out, early on Saturday, that Rimes basically traced around the outline of Brandi Glanville’s special day. Being sure not to miss a thing, and colour in the lines once she was done. We’ve already covered the Single White Female alleged stalking of Glanville’s social networks, fashion, plastic surgeon for the same size of breast implant, and even her car (both women drive white Range Rovers). Us Weekly’s sources just noticed the similarities in the wedding. Because they don’t read this site’s comments section I guess. So we get a little more of an insight in to the attention-to-detail paid by Rimes as she CTRL+Vs Glanville’s whole life. Rimes, 28, wore a strapless gown by Reem Acra. ‘Brandi wore [a strapless] Reem Acra at her wedding to Eddie [in 2001],’ one source points out. Moving on. Cibrian, 37, married Rimes in a beach-side Spring ceremony. ‘[Eddie and Brandi] got married in the Spring at the beach,’ the source adds. 10 years apart too. Funsies. Also, Rimes and Cibrian cut the cake to the tune of I Got You Babe, which, another source notes, ‘[Was] the song they did a karaoke duet to at the wrap party of their movie [Northern Lights], when they were still married, in front of Brandi and Dean [Sheremet].’

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s wedding photos can be found here. As I mentioned, they were heck to find. I actually have access to the specific photo agency, but they seem to have struck a deal that only PopSugar.com can publish the photos right now (Flynet is my go-to for wedding photos, but I can’t use these ones yet). So, you’ll have to view their wedding slideshow. So, these are the wedding pictures that took nearly four whole days to leak. We can see Rimes and Cibrian standing next to each other at the altar. And the infamous wedding gown that’s the same designer as Cibrian’s ex-wife used for her wedding. You can also see guests, the set-up, and there’s even one of Cibrian staring right into the helicopter as it takes aerial pictures with a ‘There goes our People cover,’ look of panic on his face. Rimes pulls the same face, mouth agape. The expression on their faces, the lack of focus on each other or their guests, through the whole thing, is telling. It seems, you can see husband and wife exchange vows, in front of family and friends. Cibrian is seen wiping either a tear from his eye or snot from his nose, it’s hard to tell. In another, he’s clutching to his sons; the same young boys he dropped an f-bomb in front of later in the ceremony. And the moment I suspect Cibrian was told to ‘kiss the bride,’ as Rimes reaches to embrace him. There’s literally one photo with Rimes gazing into Cibrian’s eyes.

I suspect their magazine spread can Photoshop some meat on Rimes’ bones, while also adding some less vapid expressions on both of their faces. This is the best shot of her rather inappropriate wedding dress. It’s some shade of lilac, cut towards her navel on top, and the bottom is slit all the way up her thigh. Classy.

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LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are married. A spokesperson for Rimes confirms the news exclusively to People. Now all we’re missing is the obnoxious wedding-related Twitter Fap ™ rubbing our noses in it that they’re husband and wife.

‘LeAnn and Eddie were happily married today surrounded by [40 of] their closest family and friends,’ the bride’s spokesman, Rhett Usry, confirms exclusively to People. ‘They thank everyone for their well wishes.’ Country star Rimes, 28, wore a Reem Acra gown as she and actor Cibrian, 37, exchanged personalized vows on Friday in front of about than 40 guests, including Cibrian’s sons Mason, 7, and Jake, 4, from his previous marriage. The couple had led friends and family to believe that they’d been invited to an engagement party, but surprised the guests by tying the knot at the intimate ceremony held at a private home in California.

I don’t have pictures of the ceremony, nor Rimes’ wedding dress as yet. There’s suspiciously little on the picture front. I usually have access to pictures of the venue, pictures of the guests, and aerial shots of the wedding itself. But not yet. I suspect the couple sold the rights to the wedding to People, which would explain the exclusive statement; rather than, say, Us Weekly, who had a generic article about them tying the knot. You know what this means… mid-week, minding your own business grocery shopping, you’re going to be subjected to Rimes’ smug face staring up at you, screaming, ‘He luffs me, and now I’m hees wyf.’ You know what, Cibrian married this woman… she’s his problem now.

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