LeAnn Rimes is still on her honeymoon and is pimping and shilling for her life as though both burn carbs. It’s already been alleged that Rimes has been working with a specific photographer she hired from GSI Media to be her honeymoon paparazzi, so there’d be at least one flattering picture of her on her honeymoon tanning her hip bones. Rimes is too busy Twitter Fapping ™ and shilling to naive fans to bother making a sincere denial about that. Which is fine. On to the next one. We’ve already seen Rimes tweet several bikini pictures and this never ends well. The previous time she shared a photo of herself it was that creepy Single White Female photo she allegedly copied directly from the Facebook of Brandi Glanville. Before that, she shared a picture of her bones to which a certain fan reacted with concern about her weight. At the time, she was somewhat rude and told the fan to mind their own business. Because fapping on Twitter is the only kind of fapping sanctioned by People, Rimes has been speed-tweeting her every fart while on the happiest holiday of her life. Shilling for a bikini company about which no one cares, she shared the two photos below along with the message, ‘Thx to @MIKOH_SWIMWEAR for another great bikini! Loving wearing them!! http://t.co/PdSEb49 http://t.co/KPMvXNb.’ The photos showed her ribs filling out a bikini that would have looked better on a 10-year-old. And another fan @AJPaterson1987 expressed concern, writing, ‘Whoa, you’re scary skinny! Sorry don’t mean to offend but that’s a lot of bones showing through skin…’ Evidently running out of responses, Rimes told the fan, ‘those are called abs not bones love.’ To which they replied, ‘Maybe it’s just the pic, it just looks to me like your hip bones were protruding. Again didn’t mean to offend, I am a big fan x’ Suitably placated, Rimes ended with, ‘thx but this is my body and I can promise you I’m a healthy girl. I’m just lean. Thx for your concern but no need too be’ only to go on shilling for the brand whenever anyone asked about the bikini.
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I’m going to give this its own post, rather than add to Monday’s post about the wedding pictures of LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. Because the outstanding levels of cray-cray cannot be easily added as a footnote. This needs room to stretch and breathe. Readers of this site already pointed out, early on Saturday, that Rimes basically traced around the outline of Brandi Glanville’s special day. Being sure not to miss a thing, and colour in the lines once she was done. We’ve already covered the Single White Female alleged stalking of Glanville’s social networks, fashion, plastic surgeon for the same size of breast implant, and even her car (both women drive white Range Rovers). Us Weekly’s sources just noticed the similarities in the wedding. Because they don’t read this site’s comments section I guess. So we get a little more of an insight in to the attention-to-detail paid by Rimes as she CTRL+Vs Glanville’s whole life. Rimes, 28, wore a strapless gown by Reem Acra. ‘Brandi wore [a strapless] Reem Acra at her wedding to Eddie [in 2001],’ one source points out. Moving on. Cibrian, 37, married Rimes in a beach-side Spring ceremony. ‘[Eddie and Brandi] got married in the Spring at the beach,’ the source adds. 10 years apart too. Funsies. Also, Rimes and Cibrian cut the cake to the tune of I Got You Babe, which, another source notes, ‘[Was] the song they did a karaoke duet to at the wrap party of their movie [Northern Lights], when they were still married, in front of Brandi and Dean [Sheremet].’
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s wedding photos can be found here. As I mentioned, they were heck to find. I actually have access to the specific photo agency, but they seem to have struck a deal that only PopSugar.com can publish the photos right now (Flynet is my go-to for wedding photos, but I can’t use these ones yet). So, you’ll have to view their wedding slideshow. So, these are the wedding pictures that took nearly four whole days to leak. We can see Rimes and Cibrian standing next to each other at the altar. And the infamous wedding gown that’s the same designer as Cibrian’s ex-wife used for her wedding. You can also see guests, the set-up, and there’s even one of Cibrian staring right into the helicopter as it takes aerial pictures with a ‘There goes our People cover,’ look of panic on his face. Rimes pulls the same face, mouth agape. The expression on their faces, the lack of focus on each other or their guests, through the whole thing, is telling. It seems, you can see husband and wife exchange vows, in front of family and friends. Cibrian is seen wiping either a tear from his eye or snot from his nose, it’s hard to tell. In another, he’s clutching to his sons; the same young boys he dropped an f-bomb in front of later in the ceremony. And the moment I suspect Cibrian was told to ‘kiss the bride,’ as Rimes reaches to embrace him. There’s literally one photo with Rimes gazing into Cibrian’s eyes.
I suspect their magazine spread can Photoshop some meat on Rimes’ bones, while also adding some less vapid expressions on both of their faces. This is the best shot of her rather inappropriate wedding dress. It’s some shade of lilac, cut towards her navel on top, and the bottom is slit all the way up her thigh. Classy.
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LeAnn Rimes has a short memory. And, evidently, no respect for the man with whom she spent the better part of nine years. Rimes and second husband Eddie Cibrian married on Good Friday, after surprising friends and family, who’d been invited to an ‘engagement party.’ There are no pictures of the wedding, the guests, nor Rimes’ wedding dress yet. Because she has that s**t locked down, I suspect with People, to whom she gave her exclusive statement. All we know is she wore a Reem Acra wedding gown in a ceremony that overlooked the Pacific… the same dress and basic set-up as Brandi Glanville. Yes, really, a few commenters noticed it. Because just stalking the woman’s social media accounts, plastic surgeon, clothes, and car dealership (I gather Rimes has the same type and colour of car) etc. isn’t creepy enough. It was imperative she marry in a copycat ceremony. Worse still, Cibrian joked about the end of their marriage in a toast where he dropped the f-bomb in front of his children (Rimes used the b-word, so she’s no better). Well, after changing her Twitter bio to say ‘WIFE, and bonus mom,’ to the chagrin of everyone with sense, she’s at it again. This time, Rimes wrote about her ‘first Easter as a wife.’ ‘Happy Easter Sunday my beautiful friends,’ she tweeted on Sunday. ‘Coffee…me the computer….Eddie the Sunday newspaper….waves crashing….holding hands…nice way to start it. My first Easter as a WIFE! GOD thank you for your goodness! May we all be blessed today and forever.’ It’s in the context of being with Cibrian, sure. But taken out of context, it’s pretty clearly a dig at her ex-husband, Dean Sheremet. Rimes was married to backup dancer Sheremet and they were husband and wife for seven years, before spending 11 months getting a divorce, after Sheremet filed divorce documents for dissolution of marriage. Either the couple spent none of those Easters together or Rimes just doesn’t give a s**t about the guy’s feelings. A guy who had the grace to give a nice statement, upon learning about the nuptials.
I know, I know. Three concurrent LeAnn Rimes posts. But this woman’s every fart just provides so much material it would be remiss to ignore. I was actually pretty resolved to ignoring Rimes from this point forward. And I would have. However, there are five previews I added to the Backstory: LeAnn Rimes post, in which she bemoans not being able to lease her vagina and the ‘double standard in Country music’ with older male singers’ cheating being somewhat accepted as the status quo. So, yeah, it’s not fair she can’t whore with someone else’s husband; someone who has kids. It’s not fair that she’s not allowed to do that. And, she got married on Good Friday. So, she can now refer to herself as ‘Mrs. Cibrian’ without being arrested for Twitter Fap ™ in the first degree. Yeah, she’s back on Twitter. And, from timestamps I looked at on Friday, it would appear she used her account on the day of her wedding. She’s smug as ever, with this statement to fans, ‘Eddie and I are overwhelmed by the amount of lovely well wishes. We are blessed and…. I’m Mrs. Cibrian!!!!! So wonderful to wake up as husband and wife. Love to all of you,’ which needed to be on TwitLonger as Rimes is not capable of writing in bursts of 140 characters. And, she updated her bio from, ‘Fiancee, Friend, Daughter, Caretaker To Everyone I Love Dearly, Incredibly Happy Woman,’ to, ‘WIFE, Bonus Mom, Friend, Daughter, Caretaker To Everyone I Love Dearly, Incredibly Happy Woman….oh yeah, and I do this little thing called music and film.’ Wife, in CAPS, because she Faps This Way. And she’s legally a ‘bonus mom.’ This b**ch. Oh, and Us Weekly, butthurt they didn’t get the exclusive statement confirming the wedding which took place on Friday (not Saturday as expected when husband and wife pulled a bait-and-switch on guests), has more wedding details. Sounds like someone who’s a bit of a backstabber sold details about being inside the ceremony. It almost reads like they took in a pen and paper to write this stuff down. There’s so much of it, and it’s timestamped to the minute. Most notable is Cibrian’s ominous wedding toast: ‘We’ve both had much larger weddings before, about 100-150 people both, but we just wanted our closest of friends and family here with us tonight. The next one will be ever smaller though.’ Lastly, her ex-husband gave a statement about the wedding. ‘LeAnn was a huge part of my life so I wish her the best,’ Dean Sheremet told Us.
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are married. A spokesperson for Rimes confirms the news exclusively to People. Now all we’re missing is the obnoxious wedding-related Twitter Fap ™ rubbing our noses in it that they’re husband and wife.
‘LeAnn and Eddie were happily married today surrounded by [40 of] their closest family and friends,’ the bride’s spokesman, Rhett Usry, confirms exclusively to People. ‘They thank everyone for their well wishes.’ Country star Rimes, 28, wore a Reem Acra gown as she and actor Cibrian, 37, exchanged personalized vows on Friday in front of about than 40 guests, including Cibrian’s sons Mason, 7, and Jake, 4, from his previous marriage. The couple had led friends and family to believe that they’d been invited to an engagement party, but surprised the guests by tying the knot at the intimate ceremony held at a private home in California.
I don’t have pictures of the ceremony, nor Rimes’ wedding dress as yet. There’s suspiciously little on the picture front. I usually have access to pictures of the venue, pictures of the guests, and aerial shots of the wedding itself. But not yet. I suspect the couple sold the rights to the wedding to People, which would explain the exclusive statement; rather than, say, Us Weekly, who had a generic article about them tying the knot. You know what this means… mid-week, minding your own business grocery shopping, you’re going to be subjected to Rimes’ smug face staring up at you, screaming, ‘He luffs me, and now I’m hees wyf.’ You know what, Cibrian married this woman… she’s his problem now.
Giving possibly the world’s thinnest argument for helping break up a family, because she ‘Luffed heem,’ LeAnn Rimes reveals her thought process during the time of her and Eddie Cibrian’s cheating scandals (note: Ugly Betty’s replaying over here and it’s around the part where Hilda, Betty’s sister, decides to stay with Cibrian’s character even after she finds out he’s married… the universe is totally mocking him). In the latest self-serving interview, showing a near sociopathic lack of empathy, and an even more alarming lack of self-awareness, Rimes talks about cheating because she was never taught not too. I’m actually not even putting words in her mouth. Her excuse for cheating on her ex-husband was that she didn’t ‘have the tools to end a relationship.’ As though someone needs to teach you that basic a level of respect for yourself and others. ‘I know I didn’t do it the right way,’ Rimes says in Backstory: LeAnn Rimes, a new special airing Sunday on the Great American Country channel. ‘I didn’t have the tools to know how to do it the right way, how to let go the right way,’ she explained. ‘I’d never been taught that.’ I’m raging on the inside. And it only gets worse. She felt ‘abandoned’ during the media s**tstorm that followed; abandonment issues being her go-to emotion, in a divorce, following that of her parents in 1997. Because, turns out, the jilted ex-husband doesn’t stay so supportive once you start leasing out your vagina to third parties (no, Dean Sheremet didn’t get back his security deposit). ‘I think I felt really abandoned… I think ‘abandoned’ is a really good word… because of a divorce,’ Rimes said. ‘Not only that,’ she added, ‘the divorce became so much bigger because it was publicized.’ Video below , she concludes with one loud ‘It’s all about MEEE and mah feeeeeluns because I luffed heem.’
The women and Eddie Cibrian spent non-murderous time together and there are photos to prove it. I’m not going to go into the allegations about LeAnn Rimes stalking Brandi Glanville. Nor the semi-amicable, though rumoured-to-be-coerced, truce. It’s all been done to death. But it is noteworthy the women spent time under the same roof this weekend, for the sake of Glanville’s kids with Rimes’ fiance. Remember… the same kids whose family Rimes helped decimate because she ‘Luffed heeem,’ only to then repeatedly over-step her boundaries as a not-even stepparent. Well, looks like some people have resorted to morning mimosas to take the edge off; the almost-family were at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant over the weekend, for the 4th birthday party of Jake, Cibrian and Glanville’s youngest son. In one picture, in a gallery you’re going to have to begin viewing here, because I don’t have access to them, Rimes, 28, smiles and sits next to Glanville, 38. And, like I said. Not one person was murdered… TO DEATH.