LeAnn Rimes abandoned the sinking ship that was her own failing marriage and jumped right into the middle of Brandi Glanville’s marriage to Eddie Cibrian. Since then, she’s written whole albums about how the getting is good so long as the guy is married and declared herself a second mother to the children she stole when she and Cibrian turned their affair into an actual relationship. And now she’s purchased irony flowers for the ex-wife on Mother’s Day because that obviously makes up for everything that’s followed since. When Glanville didn’t cry stinky tears of joy over the flowers Rimes sent on Mother’s Day, Rimes went on Twitter to whine about it. ‘You have no idea, no one does what I’ve done to try,’ she complained to a fan. ‘Mother’s Day just adds to the list. I can’t make anyone try.’ Glanville did, however, actually say thank you. ‘She sent me beautiful flowers hope thats is the start of some effort for both sides,’ Glanville told a fan. ‘I thanked @leannrimes on twitter4 my flowers.’ But Rimes says Glanville is a lie-teller. ‘I didn’t see anything else sent to me… It wasn’t for the ‘thank you.’ It was to just simply say Happy Mother’s Day.’
Forgetting the part where Brandi Glanville wrote a book about her minor children eating LeAnn Rimes’ laxatives off the floor, the singer is telling her revisionist version of the truth in a cloying puff piece with the UK’s Mail Online. Addressing photos from 2011 when she was skeletal, Rimes says she has some kind of not-anorexia that’s caused by not sleeping enough. ‘People said I was [anorexic], but I didn’t have a problem with eating as I ate a ton all the time, I could eat my husband under the table!’ she claims. ‘But I was going through a time when I just wasn’t sleeping… my mind wouldn’t shut off and my heart was breaking.’ She continues, ‘Now I’m secure about my body, although I’m like any other woman and have my moments of self doubt. But it’s nice to have a husband who tells you you’re beautiful all the time. I’ll say to him, ‘I’ve gained a few pounds,’ and he’ll say, ‘Good!’ It just gives you another level of confidence. But being in this business, I’ve noticed that image-wise it’s definitely worse for a woman.’
I stopped paying attention to the bogus lawsuit LeAnn Rimes filed against an innocent woman when anything pertinent stopped happening. But I got a tip today that I need to acknowledge because, after this case was opened in 2012, BRANDNEWINFORMATION P.D. have picked it up. For those who filed this under 404 No1Curr, Rimes was implicated in several online activities including allegedly stalking and harassing naysaying Twitter users and inciting her fans to do the same. When she was outed as being bats**t insane, she sued the nearest person who happened to be a teacher and mother of six. The teacher, Kim Smiley, the one who was actually being bullied, had her life ruined by a case Rimes used to inspire sympathy for a hotbutton like online bullying around the time she checked herself into weekday-only Twee-hab. Smiley’s attorney is apparently the attorney at BRANDNEWINFORMATION P.D, though. The lawyer, Steve White, filed papers alleging that Rimes used the lawsuit to defame Smiley, knowing it had no legal grounds. ‘Far from the innocent victim she portrays in her complaint, Margaret Leann Rimes Cibrian has used this incident to generate publicity for herself at every opportunity,’ allege new court papers obtained by RadarOnline. ‘Her staff, agents, attorney and others have lost no chance to give interviews, sent ‘twitter’ messages or otherwise publicize the alleged incident through electronic media.’
LeAnn Rimes is more famous for her affair than her child stardom at this point. Because that’s what happens when you jump out of your own marriage and land in someone else’s marriage in number 17, the spreadeagle. And so of course she wants to find another way to monetize the affair about which she already wrote a whole album. According to Us Weekly, Falkor and Falkor’s Husband are going to make money off their affair by pitching a sitcom based on the aftermath. The couple have been ‘shopping around a scripted comedy based on their lives together. They would play versions of themselves, kind of like on Curb Your Enthusiasm,’ says a source. ‘Mason and Jake are not involved. If kids end up being on it, they would be played by actors… They’ve met with a few networks. Nothing is finalized yet, but they’re seeing where the show could go.’
LeAnn Rimes phoned the paparazzi on her minor stepchildren and then invited the same paparazzi to follow her around on vacation because it’s easier to get paid for bikini photos than to contrive another nip slip on the red carpet. In a new interview, Rimes reminds you that she’s featured inside an insert for the UK’s Sun newspaper, Fabulous Magazine, instead of American Vogue because she’s a supporting character in Never Ending Story and her movie came out WAY back in 1984. Sticking the knife right into Brandi Glanville’s heart right after demoting her to the womb that grew her stolen stepkids, Rimes says this of how her stepsons address her: ‘Lee. Sometimes they’ll blurt out ‘Mom!’, but I just go with whatever they call me. As long as it’s nice and respectful, I couldn’t care less.’ There’s more in the interview below where she denies having an eating disorder, and claims to be a UK size six (an American size 2).
The last we saw LeAnn Rimes she was phoning the paparazzi on her own stepchildren to look like a good ‘bonus mother’ in the absence of their father or their actual mother. And this weekend she phoned the same paparazzi to photograph her in a bikini while she complained on Twitter that life is really, really hard when you’re so popular. Rimes took a weekend break to Miami alone… except for the photographers she invited to trail her everywhere because she has no real friends. While tweeting her location as South Beach along with photos of herself, Rimes wrote ‘I guess I’ll go for an ocean dip at midnight cause there are at least 30 paparazzi and @kikicaldas has disowned me.’ More photos below.