Lady Gaga is lying about her sex life, again, in order to generate headlines. Break out the Bacon Lube and free condoms. It’s time to pAArty! Gaga has chosen to be single, as she doesn’t have the time to get to know someone and begin a sexual relationship. She says that, in contradiction to her hyper-sexual image, she encourages her fans to keep their dildos to themselves also.
While recently discussing her role in Mac’s Viva Glam campaign, which supports global HIV and AIDS projects, she told London’s Daily Mail she wants her fans not to have sex, either. “I can’t believe I’m saying this – don’t have sex. I’m single right now and I’ve chosen to be single because I don’t have the time to get to know anybody,” she said. “So it’s OK not to have sex, it’s OK to get to know people. I’m celibate, celibacy’s fine.”
She said her celibacy is something she wants “to celebrate” with her fans.
“It’s OK to be whomever it is that you want to be,” she said. “You don’t have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you’re not ready, don’t do it. And if you are ready, there are free condoms given away at my concerts when you’re leaving!” The important thing, she said, is for her fans to stay true to themselves. “I remember the cool girls when I was growing up. Everyone started to have sex. But it’s not really cool any more to have sex all the time. It’s cooler to be strong and independent.” She added that she is proud to be a role model. “When you’re in the public eye, you’re a role model whether you want to be or not. And I want to be,” she said. “I’m not one of those self-obsessed artists who don’t care about their fans. It’s not just about the music.” [Us Weekly, Daily Mail]
You thought I was joking about the free condoms, huh? Pictures show Lady Gaga after being splooged on by an oyster, alongisde MAC Viva Glam partner Cyndi Lauper, at amfAR’s NYC Gala before Fall 2010 NY Fashion Week Feb. 10, 2010.
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