Posts Tagged ‘Lady Gaga’

Apparently Lady GaGa fans are five-year-old prostitots, who enjoy a little harmless name-calling. The singer has spent the last few days Twittering constantly. At the third of four nights performing at Radio City Music Hall, New York City, late on the night of Saturday January 23, 2010/ early Sunday, the 23-year-old started messaging people from her dressing room. She sent some tweets in which she revealed her affectionate nickname for her fans. Assuming she sees them as shrunken couture-laden mini-mes she called her gaggle of fans her slutty little monsters. Once she was done questioning the moral compass of those in attendance, she spent the next 24-hours beating the crap out of her caps lock key. But then, we’re less amused by that than all the schoolyard names.

Lady GaGa has teamed up with Polariod, in a slightly bizarre move, and has been rewarded with the fancy-sounding job title of Creative Director. I’m sure the actual 50-something Creative Director who slaved for yonks to get the title is thrilled someone plucked the name out of the workplace equivalent of the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. The red lipped singer took the interesting step of sharing a picture of her Polaroid-branded business card on Twitter. But not before lovingly taking a 75¢ Biro and badly crossing out the company’s address and her LadyGaGa@Polaroid.com business email address. Oops, was either supposed to be a secret? Someone’s gonna have to put her in the Fake Ass Job Titles Protection Programme and move the Polaroid offices to down the street.

Image credit Lady GaGa TwitPic via ONTD. Info. @LadyGaGa thanks to ONTD.