Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’

I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and say that someone probably got to pee in the community urinal on Valentine’s Day, because here’s Kim Kardashian walking around after a workout holding a rose. I have it on good authority that’s the fitting rose for when you tried to bleach the stains the next day but they wouldn’t come out (if they’d done a Cleveland Steamer she’d have a white rose). Five photos of Kardashian putting the V.D. in Valentine’s Day, after spending Sunday on a date with Reggie Bush although they’re playing dumb in the tabloids.

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Kris Jenner took her pimp game to HLN to deny staging the Dubai car scene: ‘We shot the entire episode in Dubai. Everyone is going to take a shot about something and, you know, challenge you at every turn. [I let rumours] roll off my back. [My daughter and Kris Humphries] are great people, and they just need to move on and get on with their lives.’ Jenner and Kim Kardashian were photographed by paparazzi agency Pacific Coast News leaving a Los Angeles studio with their Dubai outfits. Jenner claims the scene took place in Dubai, presumably before the divorce filing, in October. However, the photos prove mother and daughter filmed some of the scene on a sound stage in Los Angeles on December 6 with the images syndicated on People.com and other sites the following day. Kris Humphries wants to make the Dubai scene part of his fraud defense in the divorce hearing and with such a weak counter, dude may win.

The last time Kris Humphries attempted to give an interview, it didn’t go so well. He gave a pre-arranged interview on Good Morning America, during which he claimed he was blindsided with questions about the divorce. Although what really happened was Slowphries slowed to a halt and had trouble restarting on live television (‘Can a brother get an cutaway?’). This time, it’s pre-recorded but that doesn’t stop every response from somehow winding its way back to ‘BAAASKETBAAALL.’ Before joking that ‘My girlfriend is Spalding,’ Slowphries claims his sham marriage was for realsies. ‘I mean, to me it was real,’ he said. ‘You know, I would never go through something, do something, that wasn’t real or I didn’t believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.’