Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’

It was revealed yesterday that Kim Kardashian secured herself a nice tax write-off by donating twice the $176,000 value of her wedding presents to the Dream Foundation and sending people a belated thank you card along with all the air she returned (kudos for giving money to charity, even if she benefited from it, shame for keeping the gifts). Oh, yeah. She kept the wedding presents. Which I’m going to take to mean she opened them all because guests for a fake wedding should get the real gifts bought with real money returned once the fame-whore bride tires of the charade and files for divorce. And now TMZ.com reports that Humphries wants his estranged wife to return the gifts, because ‘gifts from a fraudulent wedding should be returned.’ Humphries thinks Kardashian could have donated AND returned the items because ‘he feels the guests were duped into spending their hard-earned cash on wedding gifts… Kim never intended to give their marriage a real chance.’ Photos of Kardashian in Beverly Hills Feb 24.

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Here’s Kim Kardashian wearing nude lipstick, heavy nose-contouring (it looks too ‘angular’), heavy eye makeup, and false lashes, that can be seen from several feet away, in a photo captioned: ‘sweatpants hair tie chillin with no make up on!’ And, yes, it’s apparent they’re song lyrics. That doesn’t really change anything.

IDK. This is part of a more long-winded story in Lies&Style Magazine, the details of which you can read HERE. Ray J appears to be shilling a book about his relationship with Kim Kardashian (I’m not even going to go in about the timing of the release, following Whitney Houston’s death). In a book about cheating men, co-written by Ray J, it’s suggested they made the tape in 2003. A year before Kardashian’s first divorce, from first husband Damon Thomas, in 2004. And Ray J corroborates Thomas’ claims, and Amber Rose’s claims, that Kardashian is a cheater. ‘KK pursued and slept with [me] while she was still married to her first husband.’ Ray J recalls in the book. ‘To be honest, the whole thing started off wrong. We’d known each other for a while before we dated and there was a mutual attraction, but she was married. She let me know she wanted to get with me. She left her [first] husband for me as soon as we started having sex and things between us got intense really fast. After that, I felt obligated to be with her.’ And Kardashian hypnotised with her urinal cakes. Imagine that. ‘We were like animals,’ he adds. ‘Sexually free to try anything, and we did. For years, KK and I had a great sex life. There was more to our relationship, but the majority of it was about our wild and extreme sexual chemistry. She was a straight freak who was down to do whatever, whenever and that seriously hypnotised me.’ They eventually cheated on each other. But MEH. ‘I had no respect for her,’ says Ray J. ‘I wanted more for my life…[to] find a woman that I could actually trust.’

Nope. Despite half-hearted reporting to the contrary by people who may want to visit their optometrist SOON, there probably isn’t a new Kim Kardashian tape.

Tepid reports surfaced on MediaTakeOut.com this week alleging: ‘[We] just got wind that some people on the Internets are saying that Kim Kardashian has a [new] sex tape. We can not confirm the authenticity, but the pics show a woman who looks like Kim K s**king off some White dude… Can’t say for sure who that is in them pics but it sure looks like Kimmy!’ Some speculated that Kris Humphries was the disembodied junk in the uncensored still. However, there’s a reason for the generalities. Were MTO to actually look at the pictures (that I can’t link but I looked… for science), they’d see it’s not Kardashian. And I mean, you’d have to be a buffoon or visually-impaired to think it’s her. It’s OBVIOUSLY not her, if you’ve seen the photos. MTO’s own commenters point out it’s a pr0n star called Jasmine Waltz. RumorFix.com sources concur: ‘[it's] definitely NOT her.’

Bruce Jenner tells Ellen DeGeneres that whomever is next to date his stepdaughter will have to go through him. Which will totally happen since Kim Kardashian planned her second wedding without his involvement and filed for divorce leaving her stepfather to find out on the news. ‘The next guy’s got to go through me,’ said Jenner, 62. Adding that he thought the marriage would fail but he gave his blessings anyway. ‘[When Kris Humphries asked for Kim's hand] in the back of my head I said, ‘I don’t know if she is going to say yes, but it’s not my decision. Go for it’… Maybe we should start questioning some of their decisions.’ To which pimp momager countered she lets her kids do whatever because MONIES: ‘It’s our job to support them, so I don’t question some of their decisions,’ she says. ‘Obviously, we have internal conversations… ‘What the hell are you doing?” 10 pictures of Kardashian in Beverly Hills over the weekend.

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