I knew there was some convoluted shill in there. Every smear report the tabloids have been placing, at the behest of pimp momager, is a way to sell product. Think I’m kidding? Remember that random clip of Kris Humphries calling Kim Kardashian fat, jokingly, on Kourtney & Kim Take New York? It was a way [...]
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Kim Kardashian Made Slowphries Be On K&KTNY
Kim Kardashian begged Kris Humphries to be on Kourtney & Kim New York, the show for which he’s being belatedly edited as the scapegoat because impressionable fans think there’s more than a sliver of reality left after the scripting, staging of scenarios/ events/ relationships, and heavy-handed editing of entire conversations that never happened (an example [...]
The Whores’ Whoring Earned Them New Tricks
The franchise based on Kim Kardashian’s urinal impression is doing better than ever (THANKS, Pierre for sending this over). Turns out the whores’ whoring has earned them an extra tree-fiddy on E!’s nightstand, since the season opener did better than ever. It’s the show’s highest-ever opening, with 3.2 million viewers and a rise in the youth [...]
Kim Kardashian Tries To Cry Through The Botox
Kim Kardashian will fake sadness through the botox on tonight’s season opener for Kourtney & Kim Take New York. I happened upon this clip, while looking for something else. So, in lieu of a longer write-up about Kris Humphries being ambushed in a Slowphries trap, I’m sharing this. It’s a clip of some of the [...]
Konfusion Over Kardashian Khristmas Special
I would hate myself more for that title, except I didn’t make up the word ‘Khristmas.’ There were multiple reports over Thanksgiving weekend that the Kardashian family were planning a holiday special named ’Kardashian Khristmas.’ Page Six’s sources said a special had been planned, only to be axed over scheduling conflicts. It sounded like a tacky special [...]
The Kris Humphries Smear Campaign Continues
Us Weekly appears to be complicit in the smearing of Kris Humphries. This week’s cover was the work of an underemployed/ under-caffeinated creative fiction department who were BBMd an ALL CAPS memo from pimp momager that Us Weekly were already co-conspirators after being invited to the honeymoon to stage paparazzi photos. Below is a clip from [...]
