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Kim Kardashian’s Song Was Just ‘Goofing Off’

Admitting that he produced Jam for Kim Kardashian by hitting buttons and switches on a mixing desk with his penis, The-Dream says that the track was never a serious attempt to launch the 31-year-old’s music career. He told RapFix Live: ‘I’m the one that actually called her to do it. This was very, very… believe it or not… a very fun moment for me. It’s one of my lightest musical moments. It wasn’t about kicking off a singing career. It was us really having the power of TV and goofing off.’ In semi-related news, Jon Hamm reacted to Kardashian calling him ‘careless’ for calling her a ‘f**king idiot’. ’It’s surprising that it has become remotely a story,’ said Hamm. ‘I don’t know Ms. Kardashian, I know her public persona. What I said was meant to be more on pervasiveness of something in our culture, not personal, but she took offense to it and that is her right.’

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Kris Humphries Paid Wholesale For The Ring

Because these details are pertinent some five-months after the marriage has already collapsed, a source has revealed how Kris Humphries really afforded the engagement ring reported to have cost $2 million (the ring TMZ.com can’t seem to decide whether Humphries bought or whether Kim Kardashian bought it herself). Kris Jenner already denied that the ring cost $2 million: ‘It wasn’t $2 million [but] less than half of that.’ But RadarOnline.com maintains that’s the ring’s retail cost but Humphries paid wholesale. ‘Kris could have never afforded such an extravagant engagement ring for Kim,’ says a source. ‘He paid $750,000 for the engagement ring. Lorraine Schwartz gave Kris the ring basically at wholesale cost. The ring would actually retail for $2 million dollars. Kris did have other jewelers reach out to him and offer to give him a ring for free in exchange for publicity, but he didn’t want to even pursue that. Kris knew how much Kim loved Lorraine’s collection, and there was no other option in his mind. Kris absolutely doesn’t want the ring back, even though Kim filed for divorce. In his mind, it’s her ring, and it was a symbol of his love for her.’ In semi-related news, Kardashian posted a topless photo to Twitter, followed by tween girls on the brink of some questionable life choices, captioned ‘Can’t sleep tonight.’

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Wanted To Date

Somehow never getting together except that time Amber Rose says the two cheated on their significant others the Summer of 2010, it’s reported that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tried to make the cheating with each other legit but they were ‘too busy.’ In a union that would have resulted in a million d**k pictures and sex tapes, Khloe Kardashian says the pair were interested in dating each other but they couldn’t make time enough to go on one date. Really. ‘They were talking and trying to go on a date here and there, but it just didn’t work out,’ the 27-year-old told DJ Sway’s Shade 45. ‘I know [Kim and Kanye] hung out, but I know it’s never gotten to there. I genuinely think that because we have so much in common, like our families, losing parents and we do have a lot of connections. I think that if they were to go there it would be a long relationship.’

10 photos of Kim Kardashian at Kim West’s Paris Fashion Week show last week.

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One Of These Things Is Not Like The Others…

The Kardashian sisters are shilling panties which of course means CGI torsos and adjusting for the height difference because Khloe Kardashian throws everything off. This is some random advert for the sisters’ underwear line. About which I’m only posting because I’m sure there’ll be a lawsuit in a few weeks about how they stole these designs and there’s already patent pending on panties through which you can pee without the stink ruining your day (Depends are Victoria’s Secret).

Kim Kardashian Says Jon Hamm Is ‘Careless’

Forgetting that she’s famous for turning a gallon of urine to the face into urinal cakes for the whole family, Kim Kardashian has responded to technically-correct comments from Jon Hamm in which he criticised Kardashian and vapid celebrities of her ilk. In an interview published in Elle UK, Hamm said: ‘Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f**king idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you’re rewarded significantly. Incuriousness has become cool… It’s celebrated. It doesn’t make sense to me.’ Kardashian gargled, spat, and replied: ‘I just heard about the comment Jon Hamm made about me in an interview. I respect Jon and I am a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that not everyone takes the same path in life. We’re all working hard and we all have to respect one another. Calling someone who runs their own businesses, is a part of a successful TV show, produces, writes, designs, and creates, stupid, is in my opinion careless.’ I won’t dwell on the delusion, except to point out that demanding smearing edits of her estranged husband on K&KTNY is hardly producing/ writing and ripping off other people’s designs is hardly designing. Below are photos for which my agency noted she’s playing the ‘dumb blonde.’

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Jon Hamm Says Kim Kardashian Is An ‘Idiot’

Jon Hamm’s piece in Elle UK is gaining a lot of traction for the same reason Daniel Craig did in GQ UK calling the Kardashians ‘f**king idiots.’ And Johan Hill did calling the family a ‘disgusting part of our culture.’ Hamm says the same, basically, calling Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and reality stars of that ilk, famous for being stupid and easy incurious morons ‘rewarded significantly’ for their idiocy which is a ‘valuable commodity.’ He gives a great interview, below.

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