Promoting her new fragrance, in what feels like another contrived stunt like the time she staged a drink being thrown for drama on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, Kim Kardashian and her pimp momager walked the red carpet at the London Hotel in West Hollywood while being circle-jerked by the paparazzi. In the videos below, all of the same incident, Kardashian is standing around on the red carpet as she does any other event when she’s assaulted by a random woman who coats her in white powder screaming something about ‘FUR HAG!’ Leading people to point and click in the direction of obvious suspects PETA who recently put up a billboard about Kardashian being tacky enough to drape herself in fur evidently dispassionate even after Wook posed nude for the anti-fur movement.
Immediately asked ‘LOL, WUT?’ they were all ‘LOL, NOPE!’ TMZ.com approached them for comment, and bragging rights, to which they replied it was nothing to do with them but they LOVE the stunt and admit it appears to be something fur-related: ‘It was not [us]. We were given the video by an anti-fur activist on the scene. PETA has tried everything from polite letters to public protests, but Kim Kardashian has not been moved by the news that animals are beaten, electrocuted, and even skinned alive for real fur garments. Whoever threw that flour may reach her when our polite appeals did not.’ Kardashian removed the jacket she wore and brushed off her hair to return to the vacuumed red carpet after the fire department determined she was only attacked with cooking flour.
The as-yet unidentified woman was taken into custody for non-criminal battery although the LA County Sheriff’s Department says Kardashian declined to press charges or be checked by paramedics. Because it’s probably, I suspect, a ploy to shill her pee-perfume that you’re all going to buy now. Kardashian told her pimps at E! ‘That probably is the craziest, unexpected, weird thing that ever happened to me… Like I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.’ Asked by Us Weekly why she came back to the red carpet, she said: ‘This was a Dress for Success charity event so I wanted to come back for all of the women involved. But I’m okay! That was insane! I laughed it off and came right back! I took 10 minutes to dust it off and came back to do interviews. When I came back, I just said I asked my makeup artist to bring me powder and that I didn’t think he would bring that much!’
Her sisters reacted on Twitter. Kourtney Kardashian said: ‘Classy to flour bomb my sister at her charity event helping women. I wonder if they would have dared thrown the flour at my hormonal and pregnant self!’ Wook added: ‘I wish I was with my sister tonight. I bet you that woman wouldn’t have dared tried a thing.’
