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The Important Kardashian is in the Middle Again

Aug 12th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The Kardashian sisters have released the book cover for Kardashian Konfidential. The first two things that struck me about this cover were the same two that struck me about every similar image; one, Kim Kardashian is in the middle… again; two, Khloe Kardashian is made to be the same height and weight as her much shorter/ more slender sisters… again. Also, not that it bares pointing out,  I’m guessing this picture was taken before all Kim Kardashian’s botoxing to become the second most waxen person after Megan Fox. Kourtney Kardashian’s face is a little jacked up. I can’t put my finger on how. I will say, other than making Khloe Kardashian look smaller, there’s not an egregious amount of Photoshop going on here. Some trimming and smoothing, but not a lot.

Below, for no reason whatsoever, are pictures of Kim Kardashian’s butt.

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Kim Kardashian is in Love With Kim Kardashian

Jul 9th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian likes shiny surfaces, almost as much as I like meth. Seriously, good times. Kardashian was spotted staring at herself in the mirror like it was playing her sex tape on a loop. Okay, to be fair she was staring at her eyebrows as she got them shaped in a Beverly Hills, CA nail salon on July 7, 2010. She was just staring a little too intently. Okay, a lot too intently. Like the eyebrow technician took a leak all over them at the same time, to give them an extra special glow. Eight more photos of Kim Kardashian in CA, looking mesmerised by her own reflection, and possibly, POSSIBLY getting peed on, below.

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Kim Kardashian’s Madame Tussauds Wax Figure

Jul 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Someone at Madame Tussauds clearly hates Kim Kardashian, as they stuck her with a waxwork made of globs of gum scraped from under their desks and the discarded limbs of broken store mannequins. After I saw the head of the figure, released yesterday, I thought this thing was going to look pretty great. The head looked a lot more like her than Robert Pattinson’s looked like him. Perhaps after also seeing the figure of Dame Helen Mirren, that I was hard-pressed to tell apart from the real thing, my expectations were too high. Kardashian’s figure was unveiled in NY today. Yes, this is the real thing. It looks like a defect product from the Kim Kardashian Love Doll line. It’s all shiny limbs and warped facial features. Below are more pictures of the monstrosity (which some assassin, who just looks like me, might sneak in after hours and melt with their blowtorch).

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Kim Kardashian Waxwork at Madame Tussauds

Jun 30th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian has revealed on her website that she’s getting another honour that she doesn’t really deserve, because every large-bottomed sex tape star needs their backside immortalised in wax by Madame Tussauds. Kardashian has apparently been tweeting messages hinting about getting a waxwork, not that I’d know. Her tweets usually switch between boring-as-heck messages about her lunch or family and shills for products she doesn’t even use. As well as revealing that she would have the latest wax figure at Madame Tussauds NYC, she shared a photo of her model’s head. This follows from other pictures she’s posted showing her ass getting measured, and weird marks all over her face. More pics below…

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Yeah… Wet Hair Totally Makes Her Look Sicker

Jun 25th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Kim Kardashian tweeted that she was a sick little sex tape star… so sick that even being peed on again prolly wouldn’t help matters (I’ve added to her phrasing for affect, but that was basically the gist of it). Shortly after sharing the news that she was suffering with a cold, Kardashian was seen going to her doctor’s office in Beverly Hills, CA on June 24, 2010. I’m no doctor (heck, I’m barely a blogger) but I wouldn’t have thought strolling around with wet hair would be the best way to recover from a cold. Unless that’s semen or urine in her hair and not water, both of which my doctor has led me to believe are cure-alls.

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Cover Your Boobs When Around Kim Kardashian

Jun 21st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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…I had to think long and hard about that title. I think I did pretty well. It completely ignores the point of this post, but I think it still works. Hang on… the title also ignores the fact Kim Kardashian wasn’t actually talking about you. She was talking about the tits of some random woman who whipped them out, while the reality star was eating at some restaurant. I also forgot to add that said woman was breastfeeding her baby, didn’t I? Ugh. This blogging stuff is hard.

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