Posts Tagged ‘Kim Kardashian’

In news that will shock no one who knows pimps gon’ pimp, it’s reported that Kris Jenner is overcome with emotion at the thought of the portmanteau and spin-off potential of Kim Kardashian’s union with Kanye West. Because West gets the pimp game, and because there’s no shame in Kardashian’s game, it’s reported that this is a laboured stunt to prop his record sales and her viewer numbers for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Not that the morality of faking a relationship matters because MONIES and because pimp hand is law: ‘[Her mom] is thrilled about Kim’s new romance with Kanye. She loves that they’re together and thinks Kanye is a huge step up for Kim after her marriage to Kris Humphries. Dating Kanye puts Kim in a whole new stratosphere. Kris [Humphries] was just a basketball player making a few million dollars a year, but Kanye is a world-wide multi-millionaire superstar. His money and fame are all going to benefit Kim now and she’s going to have all the perks of being his girlfriend. Kris Jenner… wants to make sure she maximizes all the attention Kim is going to get, as well as the financial opportunities this are going to open up.’

Kim Kardashian lied through her Cosmo UK interview, claiming to be happily single and insisting she would never again feature a love interest on her show. So, of course, she will feature supposed boyfriend Kanye West through season seven. Kardashian told the magazine: ‘I’m not even close to dating again… [Also] I wouldn’t have another relationship shown on the show.’ She continues that it’s awkward getting to know a guy on camera. Although, she’s been sleeping with West on and off for eight years. So maybe that’s the disparity. Or perhaps Page Six is right in its claims that Kardashian and West have some informal agreement to ‘date’ for the sake of publicity. In which case, they’re not really dating so Kardashian’s assertions hold true. A source says: ‘Kanye is head over heels in love with Kim, and he has told her he would love to appear on the reality show if she wants him to. Kim is a bit leery of having her man appear on camera… but watch for Kanye to make several appearances on the show towards the end of the season… It won’t be all about Kanye. Kim feels extremely comfortable with Kanye, because she feels that for the first time she is with a partner that understands what she does for a living and doesn’t scrutinize her for being in a reality show. She also doesn’t feel like Kanye is using her, like she did with Kris.’ About none of which Humphries cares, because he remains convinced Kardashian cheated through to their marriage: ‘When Kris found out about Kim going public with Kanye, he told his friends he wanted to tell West, ‘good luck dude, you are going to need it.” Five photos of Kardashian in Los Angeles April 9.

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In news that will shock no one who realises they already slept together, and two of this week’s tabloid covers speculated exactly this, it appears the relationship that will spawn 1,000 sex tapes and d**k pictures is GO! GO! GO! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are reportedly official and have been for a little while now, according to TMZ.com who have photos of the new couple exiting a New York City theater where they watched The Hunger Games last night. Kardashian denied the relationship only weeks ago, joking: ‘I think I’m still married.’ But her sister said the 31-year-old and West tried to date but couldn’t work out their schedules. This week’s tabloids said Kris Humphries suspected cheating and wanted to subpoena texts/ emails to prove it, and Star named West as the lover with whom Kardashian cheated even before the wedding. And now the couple is out together in New York City. More telling, West wrote a damn song declaring he’s ‘in love’ with urinal cakes. Boasting that he could have had Humphries fired from Jay-Z-owned team the NJ Nets. From his new song Theraflu, West writes: ‘And I admit I fell in love with Kim… ‘Round the same time she fell in love with him… That’s cool, babygirl, do your thing… Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.’ Only today was Kardashian’s lie-filled Cosmopolitan UK interview released in which she said: ‘I’m not even close to dating again [but] I do believe in love.’