Kris Jenner tanked the glorified shill fanzine that threatened to rob you of about tree-fiddy every time you innocently looked for gum in the grocery line. You should get down on your peasant knees and kiss Jenner’s pimp cane because her narcissism/ control issues allegedly lost the deal that would have landed a Kardashian-only tabloid. Page Six [...]
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Did Kim Kardashian Stage Her Own Proposal?
Obviously. Following the news that Kim Kardashian and her pimp momager were caught faking that car scene in Dubai on last weekend’s K&KTNY, RadarOnline.com claims that Kardashian choreographed her own marriage proposal which is the most outstanding thing ever since Sue Sylvester married herself. Kardashian reportedly demanded Humphries propose in her Los Angeles mansion, though [...]
Who Keeps 90% Money From Charity Auctions?
Because even bulk-order BOGO urinal cakes need to be paid in full, Kim Kardashian keeps 90% of the profit from her charity auctions on eBay. This comes from Pop Tarts, who looked at several celebrites and noted that sometimes Kardashian made out-of-pocket donations of whatever cakes she had laying around. However, they confirm, most of [...]
Kim Kardashian Threatens To Sue Boycott Site
Kim Kardashian makes a lot of empty legal threats in the interest of silencing the anti-urinal cake movement, so make of this what you will. NY Daily News reports the 31-year-old is threatening to sue a website that does little but keep track of all things anti-Kardashian. I looked at BoycottKim.com for the first time [...]
Kim Kardashian Should Probably Stop Using Gold
Kim Kardashian is the queen of subliminal messages. Lest we forget she survived waterboarding, she’s taken to making every advert gold. An advert from September showed the 31-year-old literally standing in a golden shower in a gold dress. Here is her latest scent advert. In it, Kardashian is comparing herself to Elizabeth Taylor again: ‘channeling [sic] ElizabethTay [...]
Kardashian Sisters Will Be Made Into Barbies
Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, and Kourtney Kardashian will reportedly be made into Barbie dolls to the delight of damaged chirrens everywhere. Us Weekly claims (and their claims should be taken with a grain of salt since their Biel/ Timberlame story is masquerading as confirmation when it’s a two week old rumour and the Brand/ Perry cover story [...]
