In the interest of rehabbing the souls of fellow recovering whores, Kim Kardashian shared on Twitter this weekend that she wanted to start her own bible study. This happened in between sharing multiple bikini pictures and replying to delusional sychophants too basic to know her K&KTNY season finale was staged with fake botox tears and faked [...]
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Kim Kardashian Reading Her Own Google Alerts
Here’s Kim Kardashian reading forwarded Google Alerts on her Blackberry (hence the Re: prefix missing from normal alerts). The 31-year-old was photographed Tuesday at the Laser Away Beauty Salon in Santa Monica, CA where she was texting and reading a message labelled ‘Re: Google Alert – Kim Kardashian.’ Honestly, I have alerts for this site and [...]
Kim Kardashian Hid Divorce From Bruce Jenner
Because it was more important the news ‘leak’ to TMZ.com first, Kim Kardashian neglected to tell Bruce Jenner she filed for divorce. At the time the filing, TMZ reported that Kardashian broke the news to family with an email. Except she didn’t tell estranged husband Kris Humphries nor Jenner, both of whom learned of the filing when [...]
Kim Kardashian Will Never Be Betsy Wetsy
Us Weekly recently claimed the Kardashian sisters would be made into Barbie Dolls (missing the chance to revamp Betsy Wetsy, tbh). However, it appears the story is just the work of Us Weekly’s creative fiction department because a rep from Mattel says, LOL, NOPE! ‘As popular as the Kardashian sisters are, at this point in [...]
Kim Kardashian Made A Bad Business Decision
…in buying headgear made of synthetic tinkles and not pure tinkles, straight from the source. I jest, she made a bad business decision by dropping the charade mid-shill when there were preggo dollars to be made. Kim Kardashian was on this morning’s Live With Kelly on which Kelly Ripa fawned over her porn star co-host [...]
Those Aren’t Drops Of Urine On Her Forehead
Kim, I am disappoint. Here’s Kim Kardashian with droplets of something that isn’t urine on her forehead because the only thing better than tinkles is headgear that looks like tinkles. Wearing an evil eye talisman because she needs the help, here’s Kardashian with security carrying her bags out of Chanel, Beverly Hills CA.
