A few days ago, Kimmode crammed her feet into a pair of heels for a promotional event and documented the result. And you’ll be amused to know she didn’t learn a damned thing because here she is running errands in Los Angeles in another restrictive pair of heels. Recording this for posterity before Kimmode’s feet quit altogether, there are a bunch more photos below.
Princess Kanye put a baby in his girlfriend and immediately left the country. The only times they’ve been seen together since Kimmode started to show have involved her phoning the paparazzi to make sure the event was recorded for posterity. And I guess I was right when I joked a few days ago that Princess Kanye intended to put 18 years worth of child support in the mail and then skedaddle. Because he’s reportedly going on tour the second the baby is born. According to sources who kind of sound like they want to cut Princess Kanye’s pretty face at this point, he’s taking this absentee father thing to a whole new level. The rapper’s new album is expected to drop in June, the baby will be born in July, and he’s touring in August: ‘Kim is giving birth in July, and the baby will only be a few months old when Kanye goes out on the road,’ a source said. ‘Needless to say, Kim is very unhappy that Kanye won’t be around as much because of his work. Even if she flew on a private jet with the baby to see Kanye, it would be impossible for mother and baby to be on the road with him. Kim wants to breast feed for at least the first six months. The baby needs to be on a schedule, and that is hard when crossing time lines.’ Moreover, she will be in Los Angeles filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians. ‘Kim just feels like she can’t win. She feels that both of their work schedules are going to prevent them from spending quality time together after the baby is born.’
EDIT: Realising how bad this story made her look, Kimmode leaked a rebuttal.
Wendy Williams called time on the love between Princess Kanye and Kimmode before Kim’s pregnancy started to show. On her eponymous show, Williams has been saying for MONTHS that Princess Kanye used the Kimmode he found at the local whorehouse to incubate a ‘pretty baby.’ Immediately after which he’d put the next 18 years worth of child support in the mail and marry someone else. And now she’s repeating it once more, with feeling, telling the truth so you don’t have to. Williams tells Watch What Happens Live: ‘[Kim] and Kanye will not make it and what kind of mom will she be? A single mom… (They will split) 30 seconds after the baby is born. I believe right now there is probably a plan in motion and Kris (Jenner, Kim’s mother) is probably helping Kim and Kim is probably asking for the help.’ Williams tells Andy Cohen, ’I think Kanye’s about sick of all of it and he might think he has invested too much into this family and he is not going to win. You are not going to pull a Kardashian away from Kardashians. They just don’t really understand what it is like to give up for other people.’
Kimmode has been supplementing her stipend from the whorehouse by stealing designs, selling unethical financial products, and selling bogus diet pills. Additionally, Kimmode’s latest scam involves those sneakers that are supposed to make you thinner. Only they were a scam too. A federal judge approved a $40 million class-action settlement earlier this week in which 520,000 claims were successfully made against the product. Sketchers marketed their sneaker as helping people lose weight and toning muscle. To illustrate that point, they made a commercial that showed a close up of Kimmode’s butt. Alas, the science in the ad didn’t check out and it turns out the sneakers only make you poorer. Thankfully, claimants were able to claim back the price they paid for the shoes.
It’ll come as no surprise to anyone who remembers when the whorehouse used to accept credit that Kris Jenner got her ‘other children’ to appear on Keeping up with the Kardashians by basically forcing them. By the girls’ own admissions, Jenner and Kimmode conceived the idea for the reality show and backed the ‘other’ sisters into a corner. No, really, by Kourtney and Khloe’s own admission. The girls tell the UK’s Fabulous Magazine that their pimp momager ‘blindsided’ them. Khloe admits ‘Me and Kourt were kind of blindsided,’ at the very beginning of the show. ‘Mom and Kim knew what was going on and it all happened so fast… I think if we’d had time to analyze it, we would have thought about it too much and wouldn’t have been able to be ourselves.’ Kourtney adds, ‘Yeah, I was reluctant at first,’ because she didn’t want to be on Keeping up with the Kardashians either. However, Kim and Kris Jenner had already ‘cooked up’ the idea. ‘I think I was just being a protective older sibling,’ Kourtney continues. ‘I didn’t know how things would be edited.’ The family’s Kimmode justifies it by explaining that she blindly does WHATEVER her mother asks. ‘When my mom came with the idea I was like: ‘OK,’’ Kim explained. ‘Within a couple of days we were filming, so we didn’t really have time to digest it. That’s the beauty.’
Having the kinds of friends who go through her trash means Kimmode’s retinue leaks like everything else in her life. According to everyone with eyes, Kimmode and Princess Kanye probably aren’t going to make it. And according to her friends, it’s because when it comes down to it he doesn’t really care about anyone besides himself. ‘We just do not understand why she is traveling to Paris to see him. She is the pregnant one. Kanye will fly in to see the editors of Vogue, but he won’t fly in to see the lady carrying his child,’ says Kardashian’s friend. ‘The only way they have a future is if Kim continues to do whatever he says.’
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