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Kim Kardashian Dressing From GOOP’s Hamper

I guess Kim Kardashian has devolved from stalking Beyonce by trailing Jay-Z by banging Kanye West and pimping her brother’s relationship with Jay-Z’s artist Rita Ora. Kardashian attended at least one event in London that was also attended by Gwyneth Paltrow. And now the reality star is dressing from the bottom of GOOPs’ hamper. Here’s Kardashian in Cannes, yesterday, where she’s supporting the debut of her boyfriend’s film, wearing the black Emilio Pucci dress worn to the 2011 Emmy Awards. Wardrobe-stalking, ahead of Kardashian skinning and wearing a GOOP Suit and sneaking into Beyonce’s inner circle that way.

Well, This Is Random: Kim Kardashian Popping Pills?

There’s a random, scurrilous report about Kim Kardashian being some kind of pill-popper, that I’m adding because, sure, why not? I’m not setting a DIS GUN BE GUD timer (those are still running on Britney, Demi, and Brandi). But this is getting a footnote, on the off-chance it portends the 31-year-old being found face down in a ditch as some fabulous homeless person steals her shoes. Australia’s NW Magazine claims the reality star is becoming dependent and the family knows about it (spoiler: never happened, but it works as fan fiction).

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Producer Denies Faking Kardashian Wedding

Executive producer, and chairman and founder of Bunim/ Murray Productions, Jonathan Murray, insists that Kim Kardashian’s televised wedding was authentic. Although, he admits, he and the other producers knew the second the couple arrived in New York City from honeymoon the marriage was doomed. Speaking to Mediabistro.com about the extent to which these shows are faked, Murray insists ‘Kim did not seek us out as to who she should marry, nor should she… All we’re doing as producers is saying, ‘Kim, we want to cover it…’ I think that’s why the show works. It’s not just a bunch of phony set-up stuff. It’s really stuff that happens in this family’s lives and they let us shoot it.’ Which is laughable at a point where they were caught by TMZ.com guiding conversation during Kim’s Fairy Tale Wedding: A Kardashian Event and staging an entire scene smearing Kris Humphries during Kourtney & Kim Take New York. In defense of the process, Murray opines: ‘Well, everything is edited. That’s the nature of storytelling… You’re going to leave boring stuff out… We usually sit down at the beginning of the season and figure out what they’re going to be doing and then we cover it. We’ll sit down afterwards with the network and decide whether something should air or not air.’ 10 photos of Kim Kardashian in London last week, accompanied by Kanye West, including an appearance wearing THAT Stella McCartney dress.

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Kim Kardashian’s Sneakers Are Made Of Lies

This is at least the third time in a year a product with which Kim Kardashian has been associated has been subject to federal investigation or a class action lawsuit: the Kardashian Kard was really a fee-heavy shill card for teenagers; Quick Trim were literally caffeine pills; and Sketchers Shape-Ups were just ugly sneakers with a randomly-shaped bottom. The Federal Trade Commission has determined that the sneakers are a scam, and Sketchers lied about benefits including weight loss and toning/ muscle-strengthening. According to TMZ.com, Sketchers has ‘agreed to pay $40 million in settlement costs, [and] anyone who bought the shoes will be eligible for a refund. Skechers is reportedly disputing the FTC decision and plans to conduct more research on the effects of the shoe.’

Kimye’s Sex Swing Will Gather Dust This Season

Not even at the behest of pimp momager will the bottom b**ch disrobe and take a bubble bath on camera as one half of Kimye. THE POWER OF MONIES COMPELS YOU! Confirming what RadarOnline.com and others have been saying for over a month, Kim Kardashian told E! News about Kanye West’s screen time with a season premiere I think is this weekend: ‘I want to show my life. If we’re having dinner and he does show up, I’m sure we’re not going to go, ‘Stop the cameras!’ [But] I’m not going to be taking a bubble bath and drinking champagne or on a sex swing [on camera] like Khloé and Lamar do. It’s not going to be like that.’

Five photos of Kim Kardashian arriving at LAX in Los Angeles, CA April 15.

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Porn Stars Are Welcome At L’uomo Vogue

It was rumoured that Kim Kardashian had been snubbed as gauche by Anna Wintour for the Met Gala and the cover of American Vogue. Prompting her pimps at E! to do some contrived damage control, by way of a rebuttal, that Kardashian had a photo shoot for a ‘European fashion magazine’ the day of the gala so she couldn’t attend ‘if she wanted to.’ Which was sort of true, except E! lied about the dates, because it’s a week later and these are the first photos we’re seeing. Kardashian tweeted this photo with the caption: ’Amazing shoot today for Vogue Italia! Thank you @Rushka_Bergman & @akafrancesco for your creative genius!!!’ (you can see more photos here). Except, notes Jezebel.com, Kardashian doesn’t know what magazine she’s shooting for because Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani clarified on Twitter the shoot is really for L’uomo Vogue.