That’s a direct quote, proving I’m not the only person who strings together random nouns and adjectives and calls the result a ‘sentence.’ Katy Perry covered the October 2011 issue of InStyle with hair that resembled a home dye job most of the Summer. It’s since been tidied up and the consistency/ vibrancy of the [...]
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Zooey Deschanel & Katy Perry Still Not Twins
Zooey Deschanel is still butthurt at being compared to Katy Perry. The women don’t have the exact same complexion, or the same nose, or the same dirty pillows. But they look enough alike in real life for it to annoy Deschanel. In 2009, 31-year-old Deschanel made the following passive-aggressive remark: ‘It’s a little bit annoying, [...]
Katy Perry Smurfette Dress At Smurfs Premiere
Katy Perry turned up to a red carpet wearing a hideous dress with a goofy face sewn onto it. What a completely random occurrence that has never happened before. Because it could be some time before this happens again, I’m going to log all the photographic evidence of this dress below. That way, when she [...]
Katy Perry, Russell Brand: No Trial Separation
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been on Twitter to prove that they love each other so much, they even Twitter Fap ™ together. It had been reported that the love was gone, and they’d resorted to Twitter Fapping in different rooms, or even under different roofs. But, it’s lies. They’re still very much together. [...]
Wanna See A Redhead Katy Perry In A Bikini?
Katy Perry is a redhead today. Because it’s opposite day and anything’s possible in a world where Lindsay Lohan remains a delinquent and deceitful alcoholic. In what I can only assume is a test of people’s observational skills, Perry did something to her hair. That hair. Look, up there. A couple of inches up from [...]
Katy Perry Admits She Can’t See Her Own Feet
Katy Perry covers Rolling Stone, for a second time, for the double Summer issue. This time, she’s under the harsh glare of Uncle Terry’s molester lens. I don’t know what’s going on with that bra. I think it’s supposed to be a Hershey’s Kisses bra. Which would mean we’re supposed to kiss her dirty pillows. [...]
